Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Deaf ppl: I filled the cup and forgot to turn the sink off and now the house is half full 💀
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Geographer: actually, it all depends which projection was used
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Economist: but at what price?
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Deaf ppl: I filled the cup and forgot to turn the sink off and now the house is half full 💀