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Rob Ullman
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Illustrator and designer.
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Commonwealth Outdoor Co.

This poor old queen wants a new boyfriend SO bad…
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I used to wear just the same black sweater to most hockey games. I HAD jerseys, but mainly played in them and wore them around town. You didn't see them out much in NE Ohio and NC, so you always kinda stood out. I mean, as garments go, they ARE incredibly colorful and cool.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Blowing up boats in South America was ALAWYS a test to see how Republican pols and voters would react to extrajudicially killing American citizens who are "members of Antifa". Both have failed the decency test, spectacularly.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No phones either. #old
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ugh. That was so embarrassing, in just a clingy, feeble old man sort of way. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't always see parallels in self-mythologizing.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Let me tell you about Steranko....
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I signed up for a weekend pass on the streaming service Sling TV... costs $12 and runs through early Monday AM. Not as good as having to pay nothing, but survivable.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As a "do everything" guy, not lettering the thing FIRST seems like a deliberate attempt to totally screw future you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My bad.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I felt it here!
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mine are teens now and I honestly kinda miss it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It really is. I was not prepared.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It is confounding for sure. I turned down good-paying work from TWS because of him. Still agree he might belong in The Hague. But for god's sake, the spineless obsequiousness of today's conservatives makes him seem principled. The bar is so very low.
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This whole thing really is just the craziest shit. My daughter chose VT over UNC last spring (joked I was glad bcuz it kept her away from pervy ol' BB) but as moribund as the Hokies are, she's digging the games and none of this trash is going on. Plus they're gonna hire Franklin?
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
100%. I was reading Paul's stuff before Uni Watch in Beer Frame, and it's as good as it's ever been.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hey, don't threaten me with a good time!
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is all so that when they start blowing up vehicles full of American "antifa terrorists" in our own country, the slobbering masses agree we had it coming. I predict Spring 2027.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just wait til a Dodger hits a ball into the middle outfield.
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Keep those guns locked up!
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Soon he'll be doing it to Americans in American cities.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Any time you guys wanna conquer us, I stand ready to tie some shoelaces together, let the air out of tires, etc.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don't know but I love it.
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM