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Rob Ashton
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was @jayneut at at the sh!tbird place ....
Avs, Golf, hockey, motorcycles and jokes - that's my live, love, laugh list!
Does Google intentionally make their keyboards stupid and useless, in an attempt drive us all towards using the AI to communicate??? FFS, this Pixel is literally a decade behind how slick the BlackBerry Z30 was.
Pathetic..... and the same goes for iPhones. Sad no one knows....
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ANYONE who listens to Wheezy McFukwad, RFK, and thinks they should trust the health advice he barely manages to gasp and croak out of his wrinkled face, is a full on moron!

Imagine how dumb his boss must be, to hire him???
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I agree with Marit Stiles.

Doug Ford and his government are corrupt.

IagreewithMaritStiles.ca
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
WTF is the deal with all the cream filled TimBits. Hortons????
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wanting to buy a smokeless fire bowl - found this one, says it's smokeless.

Then read the marketing blurb ... "SMOKELESS: Nearly smokeless operation makes enjoying a wood firepit incredibly pleasant"

The best part of this smokeless fire pit? Nearly no smoke, apparently...
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wonder if McDavid would be this mad if they'd allowed Landeskog's goal, and then maybe the @Avalanche wouldn't have buried the Oilers like they did!!!!!!

#GoAvsGo
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There should be a Halloween law, like with election signs in Ontario... you have 24 hours after Halloween is over to take all your inflatable crap down. Unless it's on a Thursday Friday, maybe, then you get the weekend....
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Perhaps we can stop just calling Trump supporters stupid.

Uninformed.

They're just a bunch of stupid, uninformed MAGAts....
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Losing a regular season NHL game in a shootout sucks, but for contenders, at that point, the game was tied, so win or lose makes no difference really.

I'm so happy the Avalanche fought back last night from down 4-1 in the 1st, to losing 5-4 in the SO.

They dominated that game - #GoAvsGo!!
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
💎 @mehdirhasan.bsky.social 💎

“The great irony is, of course, that 🦆 is the son of an immigrant, the grandson of an immigrant, & married to an immigrant...

In fact, two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.”
October 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
October 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Where were all these #NoKings protesters when it was voters who were needed for #Kamala Harris, who was the No King option 'Murica could have had?
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm enjoying every second of the Avalanche game tonight, no matter how awful Cassie Campbell-Pascall's monotonous droning was!!

#GoAvsGo!!!
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In case you need to know, it can only good happen....
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Way to go, CTV News ... It's Frank Scarpitti, not Scrapitti....
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hey, does anyone know if that bottle of Crown Royal Duh'g Ford started pouring out yesterday is empty yet?

#DumbestPremierEver
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dumbest premier award goes again to Duh'g Ford...

1 - pouring out the largest size Crown Royal through the diffuser, so it looked like a 22 Minutes sketch

2 - says a man was "shot to death... twice".

#DumbestPremierEver
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Is there a whinier sound than whichever the hell Gallagher it is singing "you're my wonderwaaaaaaallllll"?

.... asking for a confused friend.
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
How was Hulk Hogan tied to Drumpf's guilt around Epstein? I just assume the President has him killed is all....
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pedro Pascal as .... Reed Richards? No thanks.
July 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
no way will this never be anything but hilarious!!! #PeePee loves the wood soooo much!!
June 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So, Duh'g Ford says he's going to start a GoFundMe to pay the legal fees for the guy who broke a bunch of laws by shooting an unregistered gun at the guys trying to steal his Lamborghini, which was parked beside his Range Rover.

Who the fcuk is this moron running Ontario???
June 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
Did you know that Canada’s precious freshwater is at risk? U.S. President Trump has threatened to “tear up” Great Lakes agreements, which are intended to safeguard 80 % of North America’s freshwater. We cannot let a Dictator destroy our Water, this is worth fighting for!
June 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It just occurred to me that Donald Trump is playing George Steinbrenner from Seinfeld .... nothing else makes sense.
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM