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robscatray.bsky.social
@robscatray.bsky.social
Married to Su, servant to our cat, chum to my collies, run a bit and sometimes a lot, in an abusive relationship with NUFC, like F1 too. In Northumberland near the seaside
Rarely hot in Northumberland. I have used my yaktrax a few times in fact
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have a waterproof run jacket but I’m often as soaked by sweat in that as I would be by rain. Only benefit is it avoids clothes getting waterlogged and chafing
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The opposers are often old white men who won’t live long enough to feel the effects of their decisions. We may have seen that before in 2016 just sayin’
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Shaken not interred
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve seen and written worse. The lack of line breaks for the couplets does no favours
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Didn’t know Mulligan and O’Hare had split up
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Core 80s memory revealed
a close up of a man 's face with the word trapped above him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word trapped above him .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wales coach be like “ain’t nothing to see”
a close up of a person 's feet wearing a yellow dress and leopard print shoes .
ALT: a close up of a person 's feet wearing a yellow dress and leopard print shoes .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
He’s the first president since 1901 to not have a pet.

He makes do with the GOP
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Well it can’t work but we can try and mitigate the damage
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
His party leadership pledges appear have been thinned out for sure. But as far as election manifesto goes they’re actually hitting a lot of them: fullfact.org/government-t...
Government Tracker – Full Fact
Full Fact is monitoring the government’s delivery on its promises
fullfact.org
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
As I wandered through the trees
I sensed someone near
“Don’t do drugs” I heard a voice
“It spoils the rhyming meter”
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Once again it’s one rule for them and the same rule for us
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Lols “reading”
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So much to take away here:

-Robert Ford, same name as “controversial” Toronto mayor
-“I intend in the coming months to pursue this with vigour” phnarr
-And this feels like an infomercial for an upcoming book
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I got your product right here homie
snoop dogg is wearing glasses and a white shirt and is saying straight gangsta .
ALT: snoop dogg is wearing glasses and a white shirt and is saying straight gangsta .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Winter is a coming
With rain and sleet and snow
“Thermal pants”, my dad would say,
Mooning so I’d know.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Who has battens on their windows? Anyone?
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Be thankful it’s not comic sans
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What was Angus Young doing there? 😬
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s a Sine
The struggle for isosceles triangles to gain equilateral rights
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM