robryb.bsky.social
@robryb.bsky.social
Love cooking (italian, japanese, bbq), photography, playing piano, building Rokr/Ugears 3d models
Pets: Siberian cat, Tortoise 🐢
Anime: Spice and Wolf, OddTaxi, All Saints Street, Kaiju no 8, Spy x family
Gaming: RPGs like The Witcher
Somedays do be like this...
August 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stages of hotel buffet breakfast in Ireland:
1. Wait while front desk person angrily crosses out my name on a list. They obviously know of my shenanigans.
2. Silently judge hungover people while being led to table
3. Politely ask for 2 coffees from waiter you'll never see again.
4. Try put bread...
April 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When I'm trying to work, the house goblin lurks
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My cat likes to sleep next to me in my office, on a little bed. During the day, I can turn to him and talk ideas through. He usually responds with a quiet "Meh". It is accurate, but it still hurts.
March 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
James Blunt in Belfast!
February 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Is there a name for when you've bought a jumper out of a shop, but you're worried about wearing it in case you see someone wearing the same one?
January 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Out for a stupid walk for my stupid mental health. Everything's frozen. If you look carefully on the right there's a bastard squirrel lying in wait. This time I'm ready.
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What day is this?
December 30, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Watching Wallace and Gromit with a big cheese selection, as per tradition.
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Hah, just found a duplication bug in stardew valley (mobile 1.6)! I stumbled across it while trying out the sowing machine. 999 bars of Iridium, anyone?
December 24, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Ugh, rain. Had enough of it, everyday grey. Even the people here are 90% rain, and 10% resentment.
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Found a new hobby. Going to a coffee shop and playing Stardew Valley on my phone. Also randomly shouting "Bastard chickens escaped again!" ensures I'm left alone.
December 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I saw a cat in homebase a while ago, thought it was strange. Turns out he's a local celeb called Cruickshank and has his own Instagram account! www.instagram.com/cruickshanks...
December 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I bought some toilet parts like fill valves and a close coupling kit for a bit of DIY. Now I see nothing but toilet ads online. Great, super effective advertising 😑
December 17, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Finally, last working day before I'm off for Christmas. DIY all done, presents on their way, tree all sorted. Just need to get Xmas dinner organised, and convince Max to wear an elf outfit.
December 17, 2024 at 9:33 AM
After marrying Haley in Stardew Valley...
December 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
There's 2 kinds of ppl in this world.
▪️Those that would not ask for this peanut butter by name.
▪️Those that would look you directly in the eye and ask for this peanut butter by name.
December 9, 2024 at 8:12 AM
A typical day in Stardew Valley for me:
December 7, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Max is on screensaver mode. Jiggle your mouse to wake him up.
December 6, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Not feeling too well today. If I don't make it, please tend to my Stardew Valley chickens Henrietta and Eggatha
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I imagine this is what being a cowboy is mostly like
December 3, 2024 at 8:48 AM
So on the other platform these were called 'tweets', what are they called on here? I've heard 'skeets' but I hate that, one step away from skibbidy. Clouds? Puffs? Rain? Flit? BSing? Posts? Can call it tweets, as that's not taken anymore. Ephemeral Brain Musings?
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Busy playing Stardew Valley again, trying out the 1.6 updates. Quite relaxing, you can easily sink alot of hours into the game. Walking around town with pockets full of sea slug, 50 blackberries, some clay, a sword made out of a bug, and the mayor's shorts.
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
So dark this time of year. Wake up, it's dark outside, finish work, it's dark outside. The suns probably living it up on the other side of the planet, bastard.
November 28, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I have broken all the rules this lunchtime. Lasagna, inside a wrap. *Mike drop*
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 PM