Rob Rensenbrink
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Rob Rensenbrink
@robrensenbrink.bsky.social
Struggling author of the never-to-be-finished ‘The Witch and The Cat’. Chapter 1 at 97%. Ch.2 at 60%.

Lives in UK
“Less than half survived.”

Yeah - eight isn’t a big enough number to merit the use of ‘less than half’. In this scenario you give the precise number. And let’s face it, it’s either two or three. If it was one they would’ve said ‘and only one survived.’ It’s three isn’t it. Three survived.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
‘…and if that’s not good enough for you, well, I don’t know what you’re looking for quite honestly.’
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yep. That’s how it works. Thanks for the heads up, businesses.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It is possible though - I mean, there is the slightest possibility - that when it comes to running a country and making sound economic decisions, the majority of the British public don’t know their arse from a hole in the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Rare moment of honesty.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
‘The Plotters’
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pleased to report I am qualified to be leader of the free world.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
First thoughts are - they’re going to need some baffles.
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
‘Ohhh, he’s in trouble here.’ (G.Neville)

‘I really hope it's a yellow. I’d be delighted if he stays on the pitch’ (A. McCoist)

‘He’s literally kicked him with his foot there’ (J Redknapp)
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“It is clear that various entrenched groups seek to malign the Maccabi Tel Aviv fanbase…and are exploiting isolated incidents”

Statements like this are always better if an isolated incident hadn’t occurred two days ago.
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s like the middle of the 15th century all over again. Shouldn’t Andrew go and seek support on the continent now or something?
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Big ‘shoutout’ to all the politicians who got involved in this. Your profound understanding of football matters once again shone through. Would any of you be interested in an evening in the away end by way of thanks?
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I just sense the time is right to bow out. Many good people are left damaged by continuing long after their peak and I refuse to be among their number.
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
New series of The Traitors and already we’ve got spelling issues. I think there should be a rule which discounts your vote if you can’t actually name someone who’s in the show.

#TheTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hard to know who to root for with that one.
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trump now coming over all General Patton.
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just a taster of my ‘Great River Confluences’ series.

I call this one ‘Confluence de la Vézère et de la Dordogne’
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Inigo Montoya (she’s female, but has no idea she has a boy’s name)
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Not a fan of flag waving, performative patriotism etc but I think I’d be less repelled if it was done with a little taste. That might be why the French get away with it.
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
And that’s how I won back Aquitaine for England.

#ChateauDeBiron
#Aquitaine
#EdwardIII
#900YearsWar
September 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
But as a piece of symbolism it’s probably fine? Obviously a flow diagram would have been better but as I understand it he’s usually in a hurry.
September 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I know he lost but I think Sinner will get more use out of that plate.
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ok, I think I’ve got a handle on this now.

1) Release the ants
2) Tornado reenactment
3) Profit
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s that day of the year when the ground gives up its harvest of winged ants.
September 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Boston Fire Department Dance Trio.
August 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM