Rob Murphy
@robpmurphy.bsky.social
NO KINGS!
The penitent man is humble before Zod.
The penitent man is humble before Zod.
a man in a tuxedo says condominiums
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says condominiums
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November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
He was never elected. He lost the only election he ever entered, to Hindenburg.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
He was never elected. He lost the only election he ever entered, to Hindenburg.
Chump change compared to the "hundreds of trillions" that are coming in with tariffs!
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November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chump change compared to the "hundreds of trillions" that are coming in with tariffs!
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"If a child dies with cooties, the virologist will say the cause of death was the virus. The miasmist, however, will attribute the death to malnutrition."
RFK Jr., from The Real Zohan Mamdani
RFK Jr., from The Real Zohan Mamdani
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"If a child dies with cooties, the virologist will say the cause of death was the virus. The miasmist, however, will attribute the death to malnutrition."
RFK Jr., from The Real Zohan Mamdani
RFK Jr., from The Real Zohan Mamdani
I could smell the mustard and the onions
a bowl of baked beans with a piece of bread in it
ALT: a bowl of baked beans with a piece of bread in it
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November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I could smell the mustard and the onions
Now if all the other stupid people would do the same. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Now if all the other stupid people would do the same. 🤞
Not everybody is a fan of mustard. 🙄
three women are sitting at a table with the words inappropriate mustard written on the screen
ALT: three women are sitting at a table with the words inappropriate mustard written on the screen
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November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not everybody is a fan of mustard. 🙄
I've got the same combination on my luggage!
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I've got the same combination on my luggage!
And the Mets would have had a dynasty rivalling the Yankees. They won in 1986, best team in the game, then the Fairness Doctrine goes away in 1987 and they haven't won a World Series since.
That rat bastard Reagan. 😡
That rat bastard Reagan. 😡
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And the Mets would have had a dynasty rivalling the Yankees. They won in 1986, best team in the game, then the Fairness Doctrine goes away in 1987 and they haven't won a World Series since.
That rat bastard Reagan. 😡
That rat bastard Reagan. 😡
It was election changing, too! That's why we have President Harris now. 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It was election changing, too! That's why we have President Harris now. 🙄
“I've lived in this city all my life. I grew up on the Upper East Side. And when I was ten years old, I was rich, I was an aristocrat. Riding around in taxis, surrounded by comfort, and all I thought about was art and music. Now, I'm 81, and all I think about is voting for Zohran Mamdani.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“I've lived in this city all my life. I grew up on the Upper East Side. And when I was ten years old, I was rich, I was an aristocrat. Riding around in taxis, surrounded by comfort, and all I thought about was art and music. Now, I'm 81, and all I think about is voting for Zohran Mamdani.”
Fox News as it is right now would be in compliance with the Fairness Doctrine, even if it could have applied to cable channels (it couldn't have because of the 1st amendment).
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fox News as it is right now would be in compliance with the Fairness Doctrine, even if it could have applied to cable channels (it couldn't have because of the 1st amendment).
That was over 15 years ago. I kept the Tuxie. Still have the maniac.
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That was over 15 years ago. I kept the Tuxie. Still have the maniac.
It's been that way for the last 13 years, at least. Ask me how I know.
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's been that way for the last 13 years, at least. Ask me how I know.
39 hours a week gets you insurance at Walmart. Who told you you need to work 40 hours a week? Averaging 30 hours a week over the previous year is the actual criteria, not 40.
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
39 hours a week gets you insurance at Walmart. Who told you you need to work 40 hours a week? Averaging 30 hours a week over the previous year is the actual criteria, not 40.
Truly a handsome gentleman, showing remarkable restraint.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Truly a handsome gentleman, showing remarkable restraint.
Posting pictures of your cat is just a desperate attempt to get attention.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Posting pictures of your cat is just a desperate attempt to get attention.
Everything goes thru the White House...
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everything goes thru the White House...
No wonder he hates the Department of Education so deeply.
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No wonder he hates the Department of Education so deeply.
Just another example of King Shit crapping on America.
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just another example of King Shit crapping on America.
I only used it that one time when I needed help designing my Quantum Dyson Sphere™.
I'm still waiting for a reply. 🤷♂️
I'm still waiting for a reply. 🤷♂️
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I only used it that one time when I needed help designing my Quantum Dyson Sphere™.
I'm still waiting for a reply. 🤷♂️
I'm still waiting for a reply. 🤷♂️