Rob Patterson
@robpatterson.bsky.social
Liberal Dem lawyer who likes live music, the Bills & the Sabres. I hope this place is better than 2023 Twitter (it has to be, right?).
He should have kept running on the play he got crushed.
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He should have kept running on the play he got crushed.
American Villanelle.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
American Villanelle.
Now imagine a Dem president calling for the death of Republicans who did something similar, as hard as that is to imagine.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now imagine a Dem president calling for the death of Republicans who did something similar, as hard as that is to imagine.
Remember when a restaurant owner politely asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave and it was a huge thing for a week?
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Remember when a restaurant owner politely asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave and it was a huge thing for a week?
The guy who told a woman reporter, “Quiet, Piggy” yesterday is a good man who protects women. Sure, Nancy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The guy who told a woman reporter, “Quiet, Piggy” yesterday is a good man who protects women. Sure, Nancy.
The politician favored by self-proclaimed Christians. 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The politician favored by self-proclaimed Christians. 🙄
The secrets they shared. 😢
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The secrets they shared. 😢
May thy knife chip and shatter. 💪🏻
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
May thy knife chip and shatter. 💪🏻
But her emails!
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
But her emails!
Ding ding ding.
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ding ding ding.
He’s been busy reading the Purgatorio. 📕
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He’s been busy reading the Purgatorio. 📕
Wait the book is coming out and the same books she was reading while she was writing it are sitting on the table??
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hahaha good point.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hahaha good point.
Let’s see, how can I show that I have gone through hell but I am trying to reform in the most pseudo-intellectual way possible? 🤔
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November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let’s see, how can I show that I have gone through hell but I am trying to reform in the most pseudo-intellectual way possible? 🤔
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I think public *nuisance* is the term they were looking for.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think public *nuisance* is the term they were looking for.
Just saw a mini-thread about what kind of “public intellectual” she was and I was like, public *what* now?
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just saw a mini-thread about what kind of “public intellectual” she was and I was like, public *what* now?
“My plan is to save all my money for me and my billionaire buddies.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“My plan is to save all my money for me and my billionaire buddies.”