D's & R's be like👇

They might as well hand over their own keys. They need both hands to spread 'em so Trump can pound a little deeper and a little harder. And it takes every other R in Congress to hold us down so Trump can fuck us in the ass too.

Being a symbolic gesture devoid of any influence in the REAL WORLD, who gives a fuck if he signed it or not? I've come to expect this kind of snowflake bed-wetting from Dems instead of actually fighting for We The People. They don't give a fuck about us. #RIP #GOAT

Unfortunately, you aren't. Nobody who *is* an elected member of the opposition has the courage or competence to actually fight for We The People. They'll bitch about rules & norms, then whine to corporate media. Let's at least bring a knife to the gunfight. Right now Dems are packing sporks at best.

My wife was in the middle of crocheting a Fried Egg Jellyfish for our 5yo twin nieces and thought it would make a cute hat for my boy, Stanley. Surprisingly, he didn't seem to mind.

Why do people act like this is so shocking and unexpected?

We know who these fuckers are, we know what they are going to do, and we know how hard they are competing to see who can bend over the furthest so Trump can have easy access.

What is the point of punishment? Is it a deterrent for future bad behavior? Give him a fine, he doesn't care, it's just money. Send him to jail & he's a martyr. The conviction itself hits him in the optics & he DOES care about that. Sure he'll call it a witch hunt, but that's where it hurts.

The only ginger ale is Ale-8-One, Kentucky's finest.

And cracking open the first beer of many at 9am is not alcoholism if you're playing golf.

I have a Masters degree in physics, teach at a community college, and just got a massive flare up of imposter syndrome after seeing the other people getting added to the feed.

Here's my name tag.

I'm nowhere close to actually starting yet, but I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole of woodworking with a lathe. Looks 100% like something I would enjoy, just don't have the space or $$ for tools.

I wish the YouTube videos would show people making something other than a fucking vase though.

I think they're going after something a little higher up than his boots...

Take a shot of your preferred spirits after each essay. Doesn't make it any faster, but they get a lot funnier as you go.

But......