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cowards
screenshot from BSKY app; a black background, with white text, two boxes, and two buttons. At the top, the text reads “Appeal ‘Rude’ label / This appeal will be sent to [REDACTED].” below is a box outlined in red; inside is a red circle with an X inside, and text that reads “You’ve already appealed this label and it’s being reviewed by our moderation team.” under that is a box outlined in blue with text inside reading “womp, womp.” Below is a blue button labeled “Submit, and a blue/gray button labeled “Back.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
no-TOR-i-ous

#NotToBeRude
Black and white image of Ruth “Notorious RBG” Ginsburg. Atop her head, cocked to the side like Biggie Smalls, a gold crown has been photoshopped in.
February 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
respectfully The Democrats, are you fighting?

and if so, for everyone?

#NotToBeRude
Screenshot of The Democrats’ BLSKY header. Blue D in white circle for the AVI. @democrats.org appears above the stats 44.2K followers / 57 following / 170 posts Their profile description has been hilighted in yellow: “We’re fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for every American.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
it seems that this erroneously placed “rude” label, rather than quelling the dunks, has rendered them still more thunderous.

less artful, maybe; less beauty?
still finding our way.

skeeting tweets from planet lovetron, y’all.

#NotToBeRude
black and white photo of former NBA player Darryl Dawkins slam dunking a basketball so ferociously that he has shattered the glass backboard.
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
robotsheed.bsky.social
also partly because of RGB’s ego; as well as DEM’s insistence on taking offense at the suggestion that her retirement would help protect Roe, no?

No-TOR-i-ous!

#NotToBeRude
Monochrome (black) image of Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a gold crown, tilted to the side, à la Biggie Smalls, photoshopped onto her head.
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
womp, womp
Screenshot of a BSKY profile in the process of pointing out an obvious mistake. There is an error message from moderation.bsky at the top. [PROFILE] robot_sheed / robot_sheed.bsky.social / 255 followers / 274 following / 5.4K posts / disposable;art;poopoo / #ArtisinalSpicedSlam [APPEAL WINDOW] Appeal “Spam” label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. [THE APPEAL] y’all have made a mistake. take a look. I don’t do spam. [BUTTONS] Submit Back [ERROR MESSAGE] Failed to send appeal, please try again.
December 29, 2024 at 5:17 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Join me behind the curtain, y’all.

Fresh out the tin, chew on this one; organic, apt response, or Spam.
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets: [REDACTED]’s comment: “Who the fuck do you think you are? Don’t give a shit how many followers you have. You made a stupid idiotic comment. You know nothing about how government works, and what the Democrats try to do versus what they are tying at by the Republicans at every turn. It’s amazing. They get anything done [sic] robot_sheed’s reply: “savage burn” robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
December 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Join me behind the curtain, y’all.

Chew on this one; gassing up the homie, or Spam?
Screenshot of two BSKY tweets: [REDACTED]’s comment: Featuring two photos: one, of a plate of Thai Meatballs with rice; one, of those same meatballs simmering alongside the rice and sauce. Both photos have an adorable [REDACTED] in the background. “thai [sic] turkey meatballs with spicy coconut and basil tossed avocado [sic] would you take a bite?” robot_sheed’s reply: “hell yeah, brother.” robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Join me behind the curtain y’all.

Chew on this one; organic, apt response or Spam?
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets: [REDACTED]’s comment: “They were beyond shortsighted. While the response from the Biden White House has been far from perfect, just what the hell did they think that the response from a Trump administration was going to be?” robot_sheed’s reply: “read more” robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
December 6, 2024 at 7:15 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Join me behind the curtain y’all.

Chew on this one; organic, apt response, or Spam?
Screenshot of 2 BSKY tweets: [REDACTED]’s comment: “I live 15 miles from Deaborn [sic] - it’ll be fun watching Trump remove these people just so I can see the look on their incredulous faces“ robot_sheed’s reply: “disgusting” robot_sheed’s reply has a Spam label on it.
December 6, 2024 at 2:04 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Point Break
Still from the film Point Break: Bodhi and Johnny Utah, during an epic skydive, tightly grasp hands as they excitedly stare into each other’s eyes. They are truly living!
November 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
#RunItBack
Hand drawn Hillary Clinton meme. Hillary is wearing a Blue Blazer in front of diagonal white, pink, and blue stripes. Below her image, text reads “2016;” above her image, text reads “YAS QUEEN.”
October 8, 2024 at 6:23 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
the, now classic, “Colbert eating popcorn and eagerly watching” meme.
September 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
chasing that WWIII dollar
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
September 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
September 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
no-TOR—i-ous
Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her iconic lace collar, and a self-satisfied smile. A crown has been photoshopped atop her head; the crown is tilted à la Notorious B.I.G.
September 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
A pop art print of Austin Powers on a red background with white polka dots. Over a red dress shirt with white polka dots, Austin is wearing a blue cravat, and a sport coat with light and dark blue stripes. He is winking in a playful, sexy manner, and delivering his iconic catchphrase in a thought bubble: “oh, behave!” it says.
August 31, 2024 at 1:15 AM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Still image from an episode of Mr. show. A house is burning and a firefighter stands in front looking into the camera and smiling; their eyes have become cartoonish ones, with dollar signs for pupils.
August 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Nacho Pouch
Cardboard box with a label featuring an image of nacho cheese sauce oozing onto tortilla chips, along side a panel of nutrition facts; above the image the label reads, “JALAPENO CHEESE SAUCE.” In front of the box sits a large pouch of nacho cheese sauce, with a gasket and tube to connect pouch to a nacho cheese dispenser.
August 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Screenshot of two tweets from “anti-leafblower account;” the second replying to the first. their 1st tweet: “if you hate harris bc she is not single handedly stopping israel’s war right this minute I do not know how to tell you to be an adult” their reply to their tweet: “anyone qting this to interpret and comment in bad faith is automatically blocked, I do not have time for “not hating the vp for single-handedly not stopping a genocide” = “u love genocide” bullshit”
July 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
excellent
A still from the film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Future Bill and Ted are exaggeratedly smiling like a couple of goofballs, while answering a question from Present Day Bill and Ted. Toward the bottom of the frame, text has been added; the text says “69 DUDE!”
July 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Near a parked car and U-Tow van, standing in the middle of the road, Sideshow Bob is surrounded by rakes lying on the ground. Sideshow Bob has just stepped on a rake and been whacked in the face; there many more rakes to be stepped on.
July 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
robotsheed.bsky.social
Photo of a NASCAR driver, wearing a helmet and fire-proof suit, behind the wheel and smiling as the race is about to begin; seatbelts and product logos abound. Above the window on the car door frame is painted in all capital letters, the name DICK TRICKLE.
July 12, 2024 at 4:42 AM
robotsheed.bsky.social
A still from the film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Future Bill and Ted are exaggeratedly smiling like a couple of goofballs, while answering a question from Present Day Bill and Ted. Toward the bottom of the frame, text has been added; the text says “69 DUDE!”
July 10, 2024 at 10:41 PM
robotsheed.bsky.social
you ain’t lived ‘til you’ve sexed in a stadium buddy!
Drawing from the waist down of a person in their underwear (white briefs); they are wearing the “Stadium Pal Kit Portable Urinal.” The kit consists of two bladders, one strapped to the right calf, one strapped to the left thigh; there is a hose going from the calf bladder up very near to, but not attached to, the crotch area. Only god knows the ins and outs of how the “Stadium Pal Kit Portable Urinal works.
June 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM