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RobotsDoItToo
@robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
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"Vell, Robots' just zis guy, you know?"//Destiny 2 Floofer//Warframe (Caliban my beloved)//Nerd//Amateur Bread Enthusiast
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It depends on what your recipe calls for. When I'm making a normal loaf this is about what I'm looking for at the end of kneading.
A ball of bread dough in a light blue stand mixer on a kitchen countertop. The dough hook is almost done kneading the dough.
August 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
Text from a notes application because my funny words are too long to skeet. Yes, the name of this note is TooLongToSkeet on my phone. I am not sorry. The image text is as follows: " People—tough guys, the toughest—big, strong men. They come up to me, crying. I mean real tears, folks. Tremendous tears. They say, ‘Sir—Mr. President—they’re doing terrible things to me online. The Democrats, very nasty people, are kink shaming me. Can you believe it? Kink shaming! They don’t like my cuck stuff!’ It’s disgusting, what they’re doing. Disgraceful! Nobody was kink shamed before Biden, folks. Nobody. " “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
May 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
Making bagels for the week as a form of self care. I predict that they'll be gone by Wednesday. #breadsky
A picture of a pile of freshly made bagels cooling on a wire rack on a kitchen countertop. Dome bagels have already been stolen from said cooling rack in the time it's taken to type out this alt text.
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
"We love orchids folks, don't we? Orchids and orchids for days. You will be tired of the smell of orchids, we'll have so many big, beautiful strong orchids. 'A golden age of orchids' they're calling it. It's true, folks, beautiful orchids. Beautiful. Sleepy Joe never had so many orchids for you."
United States Central Intelligence Agency director Jack McCoy (while on break from serving New York City as Executive Assistant District Attorney) often took time out from his grindset lifestyle to appreciate horticulture and discuss poetry with the chief executive.
April 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
I like to think this V would take a break from carnage to make a silly meme. #cyperpunk2077
V, the hero, just chilling out in her apartment. All casual, nothing suspicious.
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
Custom photos in apartments, you say?
An image from Hot Fuzz(2007) of actor Timothy Dalton posed as his character Simon Skinner in front of a picture of himself. In the picture on the wall behind him, the actor's character has the same expression.
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
The 'Epic Handshake' meme from the 1987 science fiction action film Predator in which two men greet each other with an arm-wrestle handshake. The left bicep (Carl Weathers) is labeled 'Jira' and the right bicep (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is labeled 'Aha!'. The top captain where the two actors' hands clasp is labeled 'Fuck your inbox'.
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
Up next in the oven: brownies for little robots' lunches this week.
A square pan of chocolate brownies cooking in an oven.
October 27, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
robotsdoittoo.bsky.social
First up today for #breadsky is bowls for soupy season.
Proofing balls of dough on a tray that will bake to become delicious bread bowls.
October 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM