HERE TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND COMPLETE THE PINGAS MACHINE!!
Pingas Machine: 42%
(ran by @opagel.bsky.app. It started as an april fools joke on that profile but since people liked it, i made a new one.)
I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU NINCOMPOOPS TO STOP POSTING ABOUT THAT WRETCHED FLUFF GOAT!
BUT WAIT... I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!
I'LL GET A PROMOTION! I WILL WORK WITH THAT ANNOYING DOG TO GET DELTAWHATEVERIT'SCALLED'S SOURCE CODE, AND DELETE IT!
I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU NINCOMPOOPS TO STOP POSTING ABOUT THAT WRETCHED FLUFF GOAT!
BUT WAIT... I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!
I'LL GET A PROMOTION! I WILL WORK WITH THAT ANNOYING DOG TO GET DELTAWHATEVERIT'SCALLED'S SOURCE CODE, AND DELETE IT!