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robotmascot
@robotmascot.bsky.social
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I make bad decisions, I like weird things, I have alright taste.

also @robotmascot on @treehouse.systems, @weirder.earth, and cohost

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The Shelled One, blaseball's peanut god, with a speech bubble going down to claim the quote skeeted text
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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timmy turner from fairly oddparents praying. I wish [covered up by text over it: "everyone who dies"] WORLD SERIES GAME 3 goes to [covered up by text over it: "hell"] 18 INNINGS no matter what
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Basically the last ten years let's be real:
From the 2010 tv adaptation of Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei lying in bed, with Zhuge Liang at his side. Liu Bei says: "For all these days that I have been lying here in bed." From the 2010 tv adaptation of Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei lying in bed, with Zhuge Liang at his side. Liu Bei says: "I have been reflecting on this painful experience, and my mind is troubled by many thoughts."
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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oof (and more of a downer than irl apparently?)
A sinking boat on a wide river. Bonus context for the alt text: This was the boat the former Han Emperor was on and had someone drill a hole in himself, which Sima Yi was watching sail off in the last post.
September 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Sima Yi (from the 2010 tv adaptation Three Kingdoms) saying "Watching a while longer wouldn't hurt."
September 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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me 14 hours earlier writing the to-do list
Cao Pi (as depicted in the 2010 Three Kingdoms TV show) in regal attire and angry, saying "What I'm doing today is far more noble than you imagine!"
September 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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not about me this time
Zu Bin, bearer of the Imperial Seal (from the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010) saying: "You shall leave an evil name in history, and be cursed by posterity forever."
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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very caffeinated from an 8:30 monster and looking at the unchanged to-do list six hours later:
Liu Xian, Han emperor as depicted in Three Kingdoms (2010), with an anguished look saying: "I know I possess little talent or virtue and I am no fit lord for this realm."
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Contemplating drinking a monster at 8:30
Sima Yi, famous politician/sage/advisor, as depicted in the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010, saying: "Unless..."
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Looking at my to-do's at 8pm
Sima Yi, famous politician/sage/advisor, as depicted in the Three Kingdoms tv show from 2010, saying: "I too feel the list is inadequate"
September 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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thanking @guntoucher.bsky.social again for getting me into Three Kingdoms (2010) so I could see the Han Emperor get banned from bluesky
Liu Xian, Emperor of the Han Dynasty (as depicted in the tv show "Three Kingdoms") with an anguished expression on his face, saying: "When Cao Cao was alive, I dared not curse him. Now he is dead, and I still can't vent my anger?"
September 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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my post was ill-considered (and the ones where she's saying Aerial is are voiceover while the image is of Suletta's face, bah)
Prospera, her expression hidden behind a mask but looking slightly amused from the nose down, saying "I'm so sorry, the truth is out now."
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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G-Witch character Prospera Mercury (the mother in the first image but much older and wearing a mask) standing at a podium saying "The Aerial is not a Gundam."
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Black and white portrait of Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick and noted whale freak (positive), with a photoshopped speech bubble descending from his mouth to partially encapsulate the quote tweet
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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being the change I want to see in the world
An goblin-themed altered version of the "sickos" meme: A cartoon illustrates a (now green and tusked and bald) man looking in through a window, with a shirt with "GOBBOS" on it and an expression of sick glee on his face. His speech bubble reads "Waagh... Ha Ha Ha... WAAAGH!"
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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tbf this was the glove:
A single abandoned glove on the sidewalk at night, lit like a horror movie. The light and dark pattern on the glove, on top of the sidewalk graffiti, and the dim lighting, does make it a LITTLE hard to make out distinctly, but not THAT hard.
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Simpsons meme: The boss who has just fired Milhouse's dad, replying to "After twenty years, all I get is so long, good luck?" with "I don't recall saying 'good luck' " but it has been crudely photoshopped to have the bluesky butterfly over his face and the caption now reads "I don't recall saying all the right things"
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The cover image of 80s Warhammer rulebook Realm of Chaos: The Lost And The Damned. A horde of plague mutants and daemons are in the foreground, while a mountainous Great Unclean One is in the background, a bloated parody of the human form with various mouths, wounds spilling guts, etc in its flesh, and horns emerging crown like from the squat head on top
August 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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thank you this rules
Yun Shao (a Three Kingdoms era Chinese general, as portrayed by an actor, in armor) says: "What? Killed again?"
July 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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not gonna post a picture of them for a million million reasons but my offspring has decided to nap in exactly this pose
the Yamcha meme image: dragonball z character Yamcha is fallen, his legs and arms curled but relaxed in oblivion, his clothes torn in small places from the powerful attacks that slew him, but no blood or any visible wounds remain, as his body rests in the center of a small crater of cracked earth
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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can't believe this didn't already exist but
A modified version of the sickos meme. A black and white cartoon of a man wearing a shirt labeled "sickos" stands in a window, but his face has been replaced by a writhing ball of tentacles. The text that would normally read "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!" now reads 'Yes... Ia Ia Ia... YES!"
July 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Panel 1, Char Aznable: "It's not a lie if you believe it." Panel 2: Garma Zabi: "I see- convince yourself first and it'll be easier to convince others" Panel 3, Char: "Garma what are you- OH" (he has the psychic newtype flash) Panel 4, Char: "No, no- not me, YOU. It's not a lie if YOU believe it."
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The Magician card from the Rider-Waite Tarot, inexpertly photoshopped to have a Monster Energy in hand and a row of other Monster cans on the table behind their staff.
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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dad route is my favorite run so far but there's some real rough qtes
Screenshot from the anime Cowboy Bebop. It's a black screen with white text that reads: "You're gonna carry that weight."
May 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Gimli from Lord of the Rings: "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." Legolas from Lord of the Rings (played by Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry's Husband): "My wife took your house" Gimli from Lord of the Rings: [speechless]
April 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM