every trans woman i know is simultaneously the smartest woman alive and the dumbest woman alive, and i think that's beautiful

also, woof, your eyeliner is immaculate. ✨

I thought the typo was in “hot” and wasted too many cycles. 🫣

woof, that always stings. 🫂🫂

and we thank you for your service. 🫡

the dream of every trans girlie.

you gotta talk to the machines, they are people too. :3

I love giving little headpats to my computers and they beep satisfactorily. but i once put my hand deep inside a Samsung washer and it played a little jingle and came all over me. 😬

the pro move is to be vegan and say chickpea a lot so you get all the deniability when you finally say that you’d love a chickpee sandwich. 😇

you’ve surely said chickpee a lot more than chickpea.

nah, that trick might work with other people, not you mate, sorry.

if you can’t naturally produce stupid deep within yourself, getting storebought and putting it deep within also works. :3

yeah apparently, didn’t even know this was an option. happy for you though.

omg 😭😭😭

this heart ain’t pure, it’s spray-painted styrofoam. *breaks it