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Jay RPG
@robotcereal.bsky.social
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nice queer trashbag in Philly that draws, watches horror movies, and plays video games (he/him)
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"... the magician. And the other so-called Gods of our Legends..."
It's that magician from Ancient Atlanta in that one Futurama episode.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I googled how many episodes of Columbo there are and the result was just a giant image of Peter Falk as Columbo grinning next to the number 69.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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anyway let’s do this
A door for a movie theater screening room with a sign above it that says “SUSPIRIA” and there’s this guy in shadow coming out of the doorway that I photographed inadvertently. Sorry about that.
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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time for my annual watch
It’s a long comic with a lot of words about the wonderful movie Halloween 3, but the gist of it is that Tom Atkins plays the world’s dumbest man solving the world’s easiest mystery.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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A very crummy and poorly made meme saying DR ALIEN MENTIONED and I pasted the titular alien over the anime girl’s face.
October 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Ned Flanders is using Freddy gloves to sculpt a beautiful topiary
October 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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It’s the Philly Mentioned meme and hey this anime lady is all like Go Birds and shit
October 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hell yeah, baby, living up to my full potential
stats from the bluefacts.app give my Bluesky profile a dazzling rating of 1.8
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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lol
My Instagram feed, for some reason, serving up a recommended post that’s just an unspeakably ancient, desiccated, and possibly AI Clint Eastwood wearing a birthday sash and sitting in front of his cake. His eyes are giving “please let me die.”
August 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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soothing myself by imagining a guy saying RPG jobs in a Philly accent, “dragoon” is the best one
“Philabieldia” location name in some RPG game they probably announced at a Nintendo Direct today? I don’t know the name of the game. I don’t own a Switch 2. I don’t even know how you’d pronounce this, really.
July 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Mikey and Nicky (1976) / Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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tonight’s double feature is “alien invasion pod people movies featuring Laraine Newman”
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie Invaders From Mars. The 1986 remake one by Tobe Hooper.
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Marge yelling "No, Homer! Don't fill up on bread!" when Homer begins a steak eating contest by chowing down on rolls.
June 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Just sort of tossing these off the top of my dome, but this feels like it could be what my final list would look like
It's my Reader's Choice ballot for that 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century thing that the NY Times is doing this week. My listed movies are Mulholland Drive (2001), Margaret (2011), The Act of Killing (2013), The Social Network (2010), Hereditary (2018), Rachel Getting Married (2008), Spider-Man 2 (2004), Spirited Away (2002), Elephant (2003), Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
June 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Scam texts getting less sophisticated. No mention of watching dogshit SOV horror movies, ordering pizza, or forcing me to don a dog’s shock collar to enter their apartment. My friends would never talk like this.
A scammy text I received that says “How does Homemade Lasagna sound for tomorrow? Layers of pasta, cheese, and savory meat sauce, all baked to perfection. A classic comfort food that’s always a winner - let’s eat!” I left out the emojis because I’m feeling lazy. Still, it all sorta sounds like AI slop, innit?
June 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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fake Criterion cover for “Four Episodes of Cheers.” Honestly, four random episodes of Cheers would be a nice way to kill some time.
May 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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okay, fine, here's mine
My Letterboxd ranking of the Mission Impossible series. In order: Rogue Nation, Fallout, Dead Reckonining, Ghost Protocol, the original, part three, part two.
May 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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concert venue most likely to be interrupted by the Batman
there’s this big Axis-chemicals ass pipe and it’s glowing red
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A staggering loss, someone whose work - and way of processing artistry - had a massive impact on me. Always admired the unrelenting core of empathy gleaming amidst his dark, nasty, fractured American landscapes.
David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks: The Return, delivering the line “And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.”
January 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Hoping that one day this is justly enshrined as a millennial-anxiety camp classic
The poster for the 2024 movie The Front Room.
January 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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my top 10 best first-time watches in 2024, in semi-particular order...
My Letterboxd list for top 10 first-time watches in 2024 in semi-particular order: I Saw the TV Glow, The People's Joker, Sunset Boulevard, Perfect Blue, The Substance, Love Lies Bleeding, Challengers, Black Narcissus, Amanda, Megalopolis.
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Surly Duff is giving one of Marge’s sister’s the business.
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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NOTICE: Gleaming Spires must wash hands before returning to work
November 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Principal Skinner is lamenting that it’s the Zaslav who is wrong.
November 9, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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now seated for the 4K restoration
It’s the doorway to a movie theater with the little marquee overhead saying Seven Samurai
October 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM