November Username
@robotcanary.bsky.social
I'm going nowhere, Lynn.
This is my White House East Wing.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is my White House East Wing.
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I'd like to apply for the position of Wet Floor please.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'd like to apply for the position of Wet Floor please.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Vandalising curry house plates is a crime.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Vandalising curry house plates is a crime.
"What were the 2020s like Grandpa?"
"Everything was Biscoff"
"Everything was Biscoff"
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"What were the 2020s like Grandpa?"
"Everything was Biscoff"
"Everything was Biscoff"
Signed myself off work for the week 👍
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Signed myself off work for the week 👍
Alan Partridge done a drop off at the local book share.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Alan Partridge done a drop off at the local book share.
Lol, top posting
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Lol, top posting
Reskeet with a Tweet you still think about
October 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Reskeet with a Tweet you still think about
Duncel is a great insult.
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Duncel is a great insult.
My home city everyone.
October 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My home city everyone.
Sir, a second "Sir, a second" image has hit
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sir, a second "Sir, a second" image has hit
I've signed up on the UpScrolled thingy. RobotCanary/same avatar.
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've signed up on the UpScrolled thingy. RobotCanary/same avatar.
Greater Manchester Police.
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Greater Manchester Police.
I already carry an ID card, thank you.
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I already carry an ID card, thank you.
Just had a big bowl of apple crumble and custard.
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just had a big bowl of apple crumble and custard.