According to the US attorney's press release, it was her co-conspirator googling "zip ties near me" so we can feel a little less awful about laughing at it.

Ever since the digging zoomies Pic, Ophelia's reminded me so much of our foster fail Algernon. The same maximum chaos and escape artistry. She also got loose from crate rest and we finally found her climbing curtains and taunting us. Glad Ophelia is still carrying on the chaos goblin tradition.

This is exactly what we needed today. Perfect thread. My contributions are Mama and Mia, and no I didn't do that on purpose. Bonus Pekoe who's my roommate's.

WastewaterSCAN is showing an insane spike of norovirus detected at the Little River water reclamation facility, with absolutely nothing at other metro Atlanta sampling sites.

Guessing it's an artifact not a huge outbreak only in a tiny area? #PublicHealth people, any idea what would cause that?

DHS people physically in a BSL-4 to padlock the freezers is nuts. I know these aren't DOGE morons, presumably they had the training and precautions to safely enter and exit, I HOPE, but... I mean so many things about this are insane but that especially stood out to me. What in the actual fuck.