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I'm just some kid.
Whats the name of his Netflix rom-com
September 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
House introduces legislation renaming Department of War to Department of Where TF are the Epstein Files
September 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The fact that Henry Kissinger lived to 100 is how I know there is no God.
July 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They're the majority. With zero Republicans on board it would simply not happen.
July 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
She works backwards from two unshakeable conclusions: That Trump is good and that everyone else is bad.

You can't disabuse her of these notions via reason. Any ground you can gain will be lost the second she turns on her cable news again.
May 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I never really blamed the guy for the bone spur thing. That was normal and human.

But wow, demanding a military parade from a military he chickened out of.
May 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reading the comments was a mistake. Wow, Not even the MAGA assholes on Xitter are this toxic.
May 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
He voted for Rubio.
May 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Even Bernie?
May 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I loved school food because my food at home was worse.
April 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My blue state has that stuff.
April 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"obstruction"

The fact that Aileen Cannon walks free is proof that America's justice system is complete trash.
April 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They keep picking fights because Trump put the economy in the shitter, and their base needs red meat.

And it works. I hate that it works. Any other president would be getting impeached by now but he still has a stranglehold on the Republican party.
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Loophole: he will say he didn't actually get elected in 2024.
April 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You ruined yams for me, mfer
April 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All he had to do was nothing.

His cult believes whatever he says. He could've just kept feeding them various lies instead of fucking shit up.

We lost years of growth because he couldn't do nothing right.
April 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She looks like William Dafoe auditioning as a Disney Villian
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
People vote based on the price of gas. That's on us, bro
April 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Spew bigoted shit nonstop -> win elections because America is full of bigots -> fuck up the economy, people start noticing, turn up the bigoted shit to cover for it
April 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM