Rob Manuel
@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
B3ta.com, @fesshole.bsky.social, @anonopin.bsky.social
Yes, I’d like a nice cup of dog blood, fresh from the severed heads
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yes, I’d like a nice cup of dog blood, fresh from the severed heads
Apparently me describing a bowl of large green olives as "a collection of Shrek's severed bellends" just as my partner was putting them into her mouth is "the worst thing you've ever said, and there's competition for that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Apparently me describing a bowl of large green olives as "a collection of Shrek's severed bellends" just as my partner was putting them into her mouth is "the worst thing you've ever said, and there's competition for that"
Quality content. Come to the show.
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Quality content. Come to the show.
There’s some beautiful sloes to find in the bushes at the moment - I love the colour of them so much
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There’s some beautiful sloes to find in the bushes at the moment - I love the colour of them so much
Bit of a tricky project for someone but sometimes I see the loading screen on an old 8-bit game and think someone should go through them and go, ooh I'm going to make the game that would exist if that loading screen was a gameplay screenshot
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Bit of a tricky project for someone but sometimes I see the loading screen on an old 8-bit game and think someone should go through them and go, ooh I'm going to make the game that would exist if that loading screen was a gameplay screenshot
ok I've got the first couplet
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
ok I've got the first couplet
The ludicrous thing is believing the point of creating and playing music is to end up wildly financially successful rather than entertaining yourself and some friends
*looks at my piles of synths and guitars nervously*
*looks at my piles of synths and guitars nervously*
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The ludicrous thing is believing the point of creating and playing music is to end up wildly financially successful rather than entertaining yourself and some friends
*looks at my piles of synths and guitars nervously*
*looks at my piles of synths and guitars nervously*
Turn the sound on
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Turn the sound on
Prepping some new treats for the Fesshole Liverpool gig next week - 20 minutes of live swearclock whilst people buy drinks and get their seats. It’s quite possible I’ll be upstaged by my own automated support act.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Prepping some new treats for the Fesshole Liverpool gig next week - 20 minutes of live swearclock whilst people buy drinks and get their seats. It’s quite possible I’ll be upstaged by my own automated support act.
I rarely share the numbers for fear it'll put people off contributing. BUT MY GOD PEOPLE SUBMIT SO MUCH STUFF.
67 opinions submitted today already.
(Also don't moan about the US date format, it's for my own use and I can't be arsed to fix it)
67 opinions submitted today already.
(Also don't moan about the US date format, it's for my own use and I can't be arsed to fix it)
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I rarely share the numbers for fear it'll put people off contributing. BUT MY GOD PEOPLE SUBMIT SO MUCH STUFF.
67 opinions submitted today already.
(Also don't moan about the US date format, it's for my own use and I can't be arsed to fix it)
67 opinions submitted today already.
(Also don't moan about the US date format, it's for my own use and I can't be arsed to fix it)
me today:
1. I'm busy, I need to no be looking at bluesky, I'll just install a blocker
2. oh all these blockers are shit, as they're all pay-for-me nagware
3. I'll write my own
4. It's fucking wonderful but I still haven't started my work
5. Hey let's show people on bluesky what I've been doing
1. I'm busy, I need to no be looking at bluesky, I'll just install a blocker
2. oh all these blockers are shit, as they're all pay-for-me nagware
3. I'll write my own
4. It's fucking wonderful but I still haven't started my work
5. Hey let's show people on bluesky what I've been doing
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
me today:
1. I'm busy, I need to no be looking at bluesky, I'll just install a blocker
2. oh all these blockers are shit, as they're all pay-for-me nagware
3. I'll write my own
4. It's fucking wonderful but I still haven't started my work
5. Hey let's show people on bluesky what I've been doing
1. I'm busy, I need to no be looking at bluesky, I'll just install a blocker
2. oh all these blockers are shit, as they're all pay-for-me nagware
3. I'll write my own
4. It's fucking wonderful but I still haven't started my work
5. Hey let's show people on bluesky what I've been doing
Had 200g of tomatoes that were looking a bit tired and cooked them up with a little oil, salt, sugar and lime juice. Puréed and added water. Now I have the smallest amount of the most delicious tomato soup ever made.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Had 200g of tomatoes that were looking a bit tired and cooked them up with a little oil, salt, sugar and lime juice. Puréed and added water. Now I have the smallest amount of the most delicious tomato soup ever made.
Rob Manuel @ Gmail for my PayPal - I am very sick
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Rob Manuel @ Gmail for my PayPal - I am very sick
Just reading about that dude that made €400,000 pretending to have cancer by shoving an iPhone cable up his nose. I am very poorly, please send me money.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just reading about that dude that made €400,000 pretending to have cancer by shoving an iPhone cable up his nose. I am very poorly, please send me money.
I just got distracted that I could plug my fake 303 thingy into a guitar pedal, but what I really was trying to do was fix @yorecomputer.bsky.social and @randomsmashhits.bsky.social and I think I’ve done it
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I just got distracted that I could plug my fake 303 thingy into a guitar pedal, but what I really was trying to do was fix @yorecomputer.bsky.social and @randomsmashhits.bsky.social and I think I’ve done it
Years of being on the local Facebook group and it’s finally worth it coz someone has posted something a bit funny
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Years of being on the local Facebook group and it’s finally worth it coz someone has posted something a bit funny
Was chatting to a social media manager who’s an old b3tan and he said I’ll send you some crisps. I now have 96 bags of crisps.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Was chatting to a social media manager who’s an old b3tan and he said I’ll send you some crisps. I now have 96 bags of crisps.
Totally forgot she existed and checked out her Wikipedia page to see what she's up to and got distracted by her name. Can't think why she didn't use it professionally.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Totally forgot she existed and checked out her Wikipedia page to see what she's up to and got distracted by her name. Can't think why she didn't use it professionally.
Honestly, a surprising gender split on Fesshole followers. People tell me it’s obviously a blokey thing and yet that’s not a massive imbalance.
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Honestly, a surprising gender split on Fesshole followers. People tell me it’s obviously a blokey thing and yet that’s not a massive imbalance.
Lol - not saying that Graham Platner dude laid out his defence on fesshole three years ago but maybe?
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October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lol - not saying that Graham Platner dude laid out his defence on fesshole three years ago but maybe?
x.com/fesshole/sta...
x.com/fesshole/sta...
My dog has inserted himself under my leg for butt scratches
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My dog has inserted himself under my leg for butt scratches
Maybe - it's the kind of thing I'd enter but wordy challenges rarely get selected (I don't choose them)
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Maybe - it's the kind of thing I'd enter but wordy challenges rarely get selected (I don't choose them)
Came out pretty well - I made some bread to have it on toast. Happy enough for the result and would do it again.
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Came out pretty well - I made some bread to have it on toast. Happy enough for the result and would do it again.
Me moaning about having sat through a very heavy CGI movie last night, that didn't feel very real and more like watching a computer game
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me moaning about having sat through a very heavy CGI movie last night, that didn't feel very real and more like watching a computer game
Do not ask the artist to explain his art, art is something one is compelled to do without reason. I was seized by desire not to waste a bag of slightly dry satsumas and now I’ve transformed it into Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth’s Swearing Ma’amalade.
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Do not ask the artist to explain his art, art is something one is compelled to do without reason. I was seized by desire not to waste a bag of slightly dry satsumas and now I’ve transformed it into Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth’s Swearing Ma’amalade.