Nigeria turned them down!

I'm old enough to remember when Sam Brown tried to use Kansas as a GOP economic laboratory and ran it straight into the ground

Weird, we had a President with a funny name that gave us the best 8 years in office, so yeah I'm gonna stan for Zohran

I'm sure Ukraine would love to be spending their money on infrastructure, affordable housing, and social programs, but Russia

We also can't pretend we're not already a Parliament, with so many different parties on both sides of the aisle. I say we go with that system so that even imperfect allies can work together to defeat awful legislation.

Brother, I went to King's Day in Amsterdam and I was so high I could've rescued those stranded astronauts myself

I'm going to need you to for real this time tell me what this means bc this is crazy