Rob(ert) Wager
@robjwager.bsky.social
-time is a tree (this life one leaf) 🍃 🦧
Mac DeMarcoMaxxing on the train home, gives a real jaunty vibe
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Mac DeMarcoMaxxing on the train home, gives a real jaunty vibe
All non-fiction books now apparently have to have a title in the formats:
1. How X Happened - And What We Can Do About it/Why It Matters
Or
2. A History of Y in n of things (songs, objects, drinks, bronze age artefacts)
1. How X Happened - And What We Can Do About it/Why It Matters
Or
2. A History of Y in n of things (songs, objects, drinks, bronze age artefacts)
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
All non-fiction books now apparently have to have a title in the formats:
1. How X Happened - And What We Can Do About it/Why It Matters
Or
2. A History of Y in n of things (songs, objects, drinks, bronze age artefacts)
1. How X Happened - And What We Can Do About it/Why It Matters
Or
2. A History of Y in n of things (songs, objects, drinks, bronze age artefacts)
Smashing my feet up and down on the floor upstairs like it's a massive kick drum, knowing the guy who lives on the floor below doesn't have the guts to do anything to stop me
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Smashing my feet up and down on the floor upstairs like it's a massive kick drum, knowing the guy who lives on the floor below doesn't have the guts to do anything to stop me
Just reached across a gas flame to grab something, won't be doing that again, I'm such a naive country boy
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Just reached across a gas flame to grab something, won't be doing that again, I'm such a naive country boy
Why do I have to scan a QR code to get things, can't I just have things?
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Why do I have to scan a QR code to get things, can't I just have things?
Not been up early on a Saturday since the earth rocked in its cradle
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Not been up early on a Saturday since the earth rocked in its cradle
Bacchuspilling, Dionysusmaxxing
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bacchuspilling, Dionysusmaxxing
Letting your dog shit on the pavement on or just before my birthday, absolute liberties being taken in the ends
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Letting your dog shit on the pavement on or just before my birthday, absolute liberties being taken in the ends
The fifth Soprano was New Jersey
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The fifth Soprano was New Jersey
Challenged my dehumidifier with its greatest challenge yet: two jumpers that I have NEVER managed to get dry without that foul stink you get when clothes don't fully dry. In combination with the heated dryer, the dehumidifier PREVAILED
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Challenged my dehumidifier with its greatest challenge yet: two jumpers that I have NEVER managed to get dry without that foul stink you get when clothes don't fully dry. In combination with the heated dryer, the dehumidifier PREVAILED
Weird how different it feels not to have woken up four times in the night - The Firm Pillows Diary, Day One
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Weird how different it feels not to have woken up four times in the night - The Firm Pillows Diary, Day One
Calling it a 'works do' only makes sense if your employer is eg. a steelworks, not if you work in HR, pack it in
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Calling it a 'works do' only makes sense if your employer is eg. a steelworks, not if you work in HR, pack it in
On my Sopranos rewatch and just seen an episode from the third season where the last 15 minutes were so good I have lost the power of speech (so I'm writing this)
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
On my Sopranos rewatch and just seen an episode from the third season where the last 15 minutes were so good I have lost the power of speech (so I'm writing this)
Dehumidifier a huge success, clothes smelling as perfect as the day the world was born
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dehumidifier a huge success, clothes smelling as perfect as the day the world was born
Overheard someone wittering about a 'transphobic OnlyFans'
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Overheard someone wittering about a 'transphobic OnlyFans'
I would think there's a link between increased rates of ADHD diagnosis and increasing degrees of digital surveillance in workplaces in the last 15 or so years
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I would think there's a link between increased rates of ADHD diagnosis and increasing degrees of digital surveillance in workplaces in the last 15 or so years
Bought a dehumidifier, can't have mildew in the blessed gaff
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bought a dehumidifier, can't have mildew in the blessed gaff
On Aldi own brand coffee and it's got man TWEAKIN'
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
On Aldi own brand coffee and it's got man TWEAKIN'
Newcastle United have no business with the blessed and perfect Trefoil, none at all
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Newcastle United have no business with the blessed and perfect Trefoil, none at all
Where I've moved to is marginally colder, as far as I can tell, so it's fooled me into thinking it's a cold November so far. Just been into Leeds and it was unseasonably, revoltingly, alarmingly warm
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Where I've moved to is marginally colder, as far as I can tell, so it's fooled me into thinking it's a cold November so far. Just been into Leeds and it was unseasonably, revoltingly, alarmingly warm
Listening to quite a lot more Enya than anyone might have expected in November 2025
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Listening to quite a lot more Enya than anyone might have expected in November 2025
Some hear it, others fear it
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Some hear it, others fear it
Won a skirmish with my malfunctioning jaw last night/this morning
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Won a skirmish with my malfunctioning jaw last night/this morning
Interesting finally not living in a city centre with a microclimate, coat weather feels like it arrived about a month in advance of my normal experience (fascinating update this, I know)
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Interesting finally not living in a city centre with a microclimate, coat weather feels like it arrived about a month in advance of my normal experience (fascinating update this, I know)
Off into battle with waking up at 5am with one clogged ear and a jaw that feels like it's about to snap into 1000 pieces 😩
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Off into battle with waking up at 5am with one clogged ear and a jaw that feels like it's about to snap into 1000 pieces 😩