Rob
@robjdowell.bsky.social
“Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?”
Considering how much McDonald’s he eats it’s not a stretch to suggest that this isn’t the first time he’s destroyed a White House bathroom
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Considering how much McDonald’s he eats it’s not a stretch to suggest that this isn’t the first time he’s destroyed a White House bathroom
Me, incorrectly thinking I’m setting up a joke: “I don’t know, how green WAS your valley?”
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me, incorrectly thinking I’m setting up a joke: “I don’t know, how green WAS your valley?”
Googles “Werner Herzog asmr”
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Googles “Werner Herzog asmr”
Shout out to my feet for being legends
August 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Shout out to my feet for being legends
That’s precision German engineering for you. An American car would hold like ten toucans tops
July 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
That’s precision German engineering for you. An American car would hold like ten toucans tops
“Well, Clarice, have the hippos stopped being hungry?”
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Well, Clarice, have the hippos stopped being hungry?”
“I’m Dr. FrASMR Crane, and I’m whispering.”
May 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“I’m Dr. FrASMR Crane, and I’m whispering.”
I love how The Pitt shows me in graphic detail the many ways I could easily suffer a horrible injury
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I love how The Pitt shows me in graphic detail the many ways I could easily suffer a horrible injury
The only count of Monte Cristo I care about is how many I can eat in a brunch
December 30, 2024 at 6:27 AM
The only count of Monte Cristo I care about is how many I can eat in a brunch
I think the hardest part of mastering Morse code is learning how to speak it
December 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I think the hardest part of mastering Morse code is learning how to speak it
Having a hard time selling my stationary bike. It’s just not going anywhere.
December 2, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Having a hard time selling my stationary bike. It’s just not going anywhere.
Trying to trick ChatGPT into breaking its rules
December 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Trying to trick ChatGPT into breaking its rules
Whoever invented the decimal made a really good point
September 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Whoever invented the decimal made a really good point
The incoherent ramblings of a latex Halloween mask come to life
May 31, 2024 at 3:20 PM
The incoherent ramblings of a latex Halloween mask come to life
My ideal birthday present is any of the gifts Jack Donaghy got for his birthday in 30 Rock
September 10, 2023 at 2:37 AM
My ideal birthday present is any of the gifts Jack Donaghy got for his birthday in 30 Rock
Hey, something new to doomscroll
August 8, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Hey, something new to doomscroll