There are worse ways to spend a Saturday morning

Gotta make sure she's not easily impressed by some other dusty ass dudes in the future

Do no harm, take no shit.

I've exercised 2 days in a row. While I was (still am?) a Peloton devotee before dadhood, post-Fatherdom, i feel like 2 days in a row is a major win.

Reason #628 I know I old:

I am very excited about the new washer and dryer we had delivered and installed yesterday.

I swear I used to be cool.*

(My mom told me so!)

FWIW, I'm currently listening to a D&D podcast while reading 40K books and playing a South Korean MMOARPG. Thats gotta mean I'm like the sexiest man alive, right? Move the fuck over, John Krasinski!

Hot water heater broke. Basement flooded. Likely need to rip up and replace flooring for entire basement, on top of water mitigation/drying and a new hot water heater. This day, week, month, year, decade has been a fucking cavalcade of shit with a few bright spots, eh? F'ing hell

Yesterday was a DAY. Felt like crap, missed a meeting because I didn't properly read my calendar, took me 2hours to get home (6miles...). Thursday, please be kinder.

Been a week since I've been deep here after fleeing Twitter. Don't think ive really missed anything, other than some better feeds/creators for #NYRangers or #F1 content. Any suggestions folks?

Well, hello again. Was a total lurker on Twitter, will still be a lurker here, just without Manbaby Tony Stark having a conniption fit every time people point out how utterly petulant he actually is.

(taps mic) What's the deal with social media platforms these days?