✨Rob✨
@robis.gay
Love to bake, lay in bed, eat takeout, ride my bike, and lay in bed some more
My music review the past two years have just been like: this dude's depressed and listened to the same 5 songs all summer
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My music review the past two years have just been like: this dude's depressed and listened to the same 5 songs all summer
I thought Britney Spears died or something with how many people were posting about her today
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I thought Britney Spears died or something with how many people were posting about her today
These Instagram story "challenges" like "post you from 5 years ago", "post you when you were 13", "post your driver's license photo" are 100% training Meta's image generation AI
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
These Instagram story "challenges" like "post you from 5 years ago", "post you when you were 13", "post your driver's license photo" are 100% training Meta's image generation AI
It's giving Tuesday. It's so Tuesday-coded
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's giving Tuesday. It's so Tuesday-coded
I am very overwhelmed and approaching shut down and isolate territory 😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am very overwhelmed and approaching shut down and isolate territory 😵💫
Why is everything so expensive 😭😢😭😭😭 The Kalamazoo beard wash I love from Lush has gone from $24 to $32 now
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why is everything so expensive 😭😢😭😭😭 The Kalamazoo beard wash I love from Lush has gone from $24 to $32 now
I had another nightmare about doing CrossFit again 😞
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I had another nightmare about doing CrossFit again 😞
Ikea will have cute wall decor, but then when you get it home the directions are like "you need to drill 7 holes in your wall to hang this and the screws aren't included"
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ikea will have cute wall decor, but then when you get it home the directions are like "you need to drill 7 holes in your wall to hang this and the screws aren't included"
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
Why do we have to be "active"? That seems like some issue my body should've sorted out with evolution by now
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why do we have to be "active"? That seems like some issue my body should've sorted out with evolution by now
I hate when hot straight guys start to buzz cut their own hair, especially when their hair looked really good before
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hate when hot straight guys start to buzz cut their own hair, especially when their hair looked really good before
Taran Killam in the Stumble commercial 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Taran Killam in the Stumble commercial 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
We were really onto something with 2012 Instagram where everyone was posting mundane pictures completely fried with filters and random song lyric captions. PEAK social media
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We were really onto something with 2012 Instagram where everyone was posting mundane pictures completely fried with filters and random song lyric captions. PEAK social media
Remember to turn off your work alarm ⏰
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Remember to turn off your work alarm ⏰
Why do guys who've ghosted you always religiously watch your Instagram stories? Like you had your chance
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why do guys who've ghosted you always religiously watch your Instagram stories? Like you had your chance
Scheduling a 9am all hands the Wednesday before Thanksgiving: straight to jail 🚨
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Scheduling a 9am all hands the Wednesday before Thanksgiving: straight to jail 🚨
I kinda want to unfollow and remove all my friends who haven't spoken to me in years from Instagram 😳👉👈
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I kinda want to unfollow and remove all my friends who haven't spoken to me in years from Instagram 😳👉👈
The Simpsons is so bad now.
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Simpsons is so bad now.
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
Seeing all the Friendsgiving posts always makes me kinda sad. I've never been invited to one because I guess my two friend groups in Boston didn't consider me a core member 🫤
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Seeing all the Friendsgiving posts always makes me kinda sad. I've never been invited to one because I guess my two friend groups in Boston didn't consider me a core member 🫤
Some of these secondary-tier clocks are just gonna be staying on DST. You think I'm just gonna do this all again in 5 months for a decorative wrist watch or my PS3?
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Some of these secondary-tier clocks are just gonna be staying on DST. You think I'm just gonna do this all again in 5 months for a decorative wrist watch or my PS3?
So far I've gotten two hazelnut chocolate cakes for free from Publix ($17 value) because they left an old sale sign up (for weeks) and their policy is that if the customer points out an incorrect sale price it's free 😋
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So far I've gotten two hazelnut chocolate cakes for free from Publix ($17 value) because they left an old sale sign up (for weeks) and their policy is that if the customer points out an incorrect sale price it's free 😋
I wanted to watch the rest of English Teacher season 2 this weekend but I guess Disney got into a contract dispute with YouTube TV and now all their channels including FX are gone 😔
Guess Disney had to make up for all the Disney+ subscribers they lost somehow 😒
Guess Disney had to make up for all the Disney+ subscribers they lost somehow 😒
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I wanted to watch the rest of English Teacher season 2 this weekend but I guess Disney got into a contract dispute with YouTube TV and now all their channels including FX are gone 😔
Guess Disney had to make up for all the Disney+ subscribers they lost somehow 😒
Guess Disney had to make up for all the Disney+ subscribers they lost somehow 😒
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October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I can finally upload this video of the weirdest luck I had in Mario Kart World
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can finally upload this video of the weirdest luck I had in Mario Kart World
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October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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