Robin Wilding
@robinwilding.bsky.social
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
March 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
March 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
December 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
December 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
December 14, 2024 at 4:12 AM
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
Always keep people on their toes 😆
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Always keep people on their toes 😆
I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.
My old girl appreciates the new coat I got her. I tried to repurpose last year’s to fit over her ever-growing humpback…but it wasn’t working. Her badonkadonk didn’t fit in it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
My old girl appreciates the new coat I got her. I tried to repurpose last year’s to fit over her ever-growing humpback…but it wasn’t working. Her badonkadonk didn’t fit in it.
Be proud of all you’ve accomplished, even if it’s not as much as you’d hoped.
Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.
Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Be proud of all you’ve accomplished, even if it’s not as much as you’d hoped.
Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.
Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.
😆😆 I need to do more motherfuckering these days.
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 AM
😆😆 I need to do more motherfuckering these days.
Who’s gonna tell Walmart that their Christmas decoration looks like a unicorn’s butt plug?
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Who’s gonna tell Walmart that their Christmas decoration looks like a unicorn’s butt plug?
We’re here for you, America.
December 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
We’re here for you, America.
This is marketing that would 100% work on me.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
This is marketing that would 100% work on me.
This would immediately be my most-used emoji.
December 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
This would immediately be my most-used emoji.
Laugh responsibly peeps.
December 5, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Laugh responsibly peeps.
I love the cross-stitch community more and more each day 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I love the cross-stitch community more and more each day 😆
Yup, I relate to this face more and more every dang day. 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Yup, I relate to this face more and more every dang day. 😆
Well, this joke aged perfectly. 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Well, this joke aged perfectly. 😆
Pft, who has the time for that many people?
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Pft, who has the time for that many people?