Robin Iguana
@robiniguana.bsky.social
30/MtF trans/lizard enthusiast/best teacher
Perpetually confused, but also not.
@lilmissgrimoire.bsky.social's lizard sweetheart 💚🦎🏳️🌈🦌💚
The purple-orange otter's my daughter and a feisty brat! 🤱💚
Perpetually confused, but also not.
@lilmissgrimoire.bsky.social's lizard sweetheart 💚🦎🏳️🌈🦌💚
The purple-orange otter's my daughter and a feisty brat! 🤱💚
“Your lizards were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
-Jurassic Park or something idk.
A beautiful pumpkin spice-y YCH by @romecartoons.bsky.social
-Jurassic Park or something idk.
A beautiful pumpkin spice-y YCH by @romecartoons.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
“Your lizards were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
-Jurassic Park or something idk.
A beautiful pumpkin spice-y YCH by @romecartoons.bsky.social
-Jurassic Park or something idk.
A beautiful pumpkin spice-y YCH by @romecartoons.bsky.social
Looking at a new path spiritually. I honestly feel a spiritual connection to the reptiles I revere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Looking at a new path spiritually. I honestly feel a spiritual connection to the reptiles I revere.
The fact that I named myself after a fictional tactician just feels like a cross between parody and a call to enter politics at 30.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The fact that I named myself after a fictional tactician just feels like a cross between parody and a call to enter politics at 30.
My old, but still current iguana ref.
Now they're trans girl with tits. (Woah it's me)
Now they're trans girl with tits. (Woah it's me)
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My old, but still current iguana ref.
Now they're trans girl with tits. (Woah it's me)
Now they're trans girl with tits. (Woah it's me)
We were on NBC Palm Springs!
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We were on NBC Palm Springs!
🏳️🌈🦎💚🏳️⚧️Pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🏳️🌈🦎💚🏳️⚧️Pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈 pride parade lizard 🏳️⚧️🦎💚🏳️🌈
Oh yeah I like that too.
How ya like these?
How ya like these?
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh yeah I like that too.
How ya like these?
How ya like these?
I dunno though...
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I dunno though...
Leather tastes good squeak squeak
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Leather tastes good squeak squeak
It's as big as a baby, but doesn't taste quite as good.
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It's as big as a baby, but doesn't taste quite as good.
And when it would matter the most to support us in the most meaningful ways, he has not.
Am I a single-issue voter right now? When it's my life and wellbeing on the line being used as a national political talking point, you best bet your ass.
He doesn't do enough. Because he's a closet Republican.
Am I a single-issue voter right now? When it's my life and wellbeing on the line being used as a national political talking point, you best bet your ass.
He doesn't do enough. Because he's a closet Republican.
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And when it would matter the most to support us in the most meaningful ways, he has not.
Am I a single-issue voter right now? When it's my life and wellbeing on the line being used as a national political talking point, you best bet your ass.
He doesn't do enough. Because he's a closet Republican.
Am I a single-issue voter right now? When it's my life and wellbeing on the line being used as a national political talking point, you best bet your ass.
He doesn't do enough. Because he's a closet Republican.
I mean,
He's a bitch anyway. It's clearly God's will for him to fuck it up. (Unironically put Kershaw in for the meme please.)
He's a bitch anyway. It's clearly God's will for him to fuck it up. (Unironically put Kershaw in for the meme please.)
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I mean,
He's a bitch anyway. It's clearly God's will for him to fuck it up. (Unironically put Kershaw in for the meme please.)
He's a bitch anyway. It's clearly God's will for him to fuck it up. (Unironically put Kershaw in for the meme please.)
Anyone calling me a cissexual will encounter Robin's secret neutral B special, gun. And I will not hesitate.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Anyone calling me a cissexual will encounter Robin's secret neutral B special, gun. And I will not hesitate.
Come give Mama some love, she's got a place for you right at these leg guards~ 😘🏳️⚧️
#abdl #transgender #trans #transgirl #mommy #diapergirl
#abdl #transgender #trans #transgirl #mommy #diapergirl
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Come give Mama some love, she's got a place for you right at these leg guards~ 😘🏳️⚧️
#abdl #transgender #trans #transgirl #mommy #diapergirl
#abdl #transgender #trans #transgirl #mommy #diapergirl
You know, pissing your pants IS fun.
Teacher with full pants? Funner.
Though I need someone to fill the back... 😏
Teacher with full pants? Funner.
Though I need someone to fill the back... 😏
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You know, pissing your pants IS fun.
Teacher with full pants? Funner.
Though I need someone to fill the back... 😏
Teacher with full pants? Funner.
Though I need someone to fill the back... 😏
Twinsies???
(U r very pretty 🥰💚)
(U r very pretty 🥰💚)
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Twinsies???
(U r very pretty 🥰💚)
(U r very pretty 🥰💚)
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
October 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Spencers wouldn't have the brilliance to produce shirts like this so...
Yeah. 😂
Yeah. 😂
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Spencers wouldn't have the brilliance to produce shirts like this so...
Yeah. 😂
Yeah. 😂
You validate my ADHD/Autism diagnosis with every banger track.
Anyway, I 💚 u, bro. 🦎💚
Anyway, I 💚 u, bro. 🦎💚
October 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
You validate my ADHD/Autism diagnosis with every banger track.
Anyway, I 💚 u, bro. 🦎💚
Anyway, I 💚 u, bro. 🦎💚
May you please midnight quagmire toilet me
I have a mighty nightly need
Gif only partially related
I have a mighty nightly need
Gif only partially related
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
May you please midnight quagmire toilet me
I have a mighty nightly need
Gif only partially related
I have a mighty nightly need
Gif only partially related
Lesbians have higher efficacy in treating MtF drug induced erectile dysfunction compared to tadalafil or a placebo and I will not budge on this fact.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Lesbians have higher efficacy in treating MtF drug induced erectile dysfunction compared to tadalafil or a placebo and I will not budge on this fact.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
This is one of those few times where I can say that a Yankees loss is a more effective medication than Tadalafil for what it's intended purpose is.
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is one of those few times where I can say that a Yankees loss is a more effective medication than Tadalafil for what it's intended purpose is.
The state would revoke my teaching credentials if I didn't choose the latter here.
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The state would revoke my teaching credentials if I didn't choose the latter here.