I wasn't, if only because the amount of weird stuff you manage is proof enough.

Keeping my hair pretty and blue is one of the nicer uses, even if it's not some all powerful magic. Thanks.

Really, what can't magic do.

You'll do the same for me, right? No one will be happy if i go grey like Niles.

We'll just have to stay young forever 'Phelia.

...As grey as her dad...

Eugh.

Besides us, her record is better than her dad's at least. But you said it. Maybe one day she'll see.

She claims to have such a way with women but...

I try not to hear any of her conversations with women.

Sometimes she goes without saying anything too egregious and we let her slide... I'm on your side this time.

What a pervert.

Not that- hey! Perverted?! My love is normal and no one's business.