My mind knows that people want their porn in 16:9 aspect ratio, but my heart yearns for 4:3 for the artistic framing 🥺

I just did a vague script for a little ‘update on my life’ video and got horny just writing out a list of my new kinks I’ve discovered+old ones I’ve fulfilled. Turning 30 has made me a beast, everyone warned me and yet I didn’t understand

God didn’t give me a dick because he was scared of how many bitches I’d impregnate