I’m trying to be a good person, but overly affectionate couples brings out the WORST in me.

I’m rewatching Steven Universe because it’s a fun show and I like to be sad apparently.

“I’m a mother, I know how to take care of kids.” My grandmother was an abusive alcoholic and I called CPS on my cousins to save their kids from neglect. I was not the person to say that to.

My cat cuddling with me like she didn’t growl and hiss at me for cutting her nails earlier.

Everytime I say something to my cat she acts startled like she didn’t know I was there. Bitch I pay the rent. I LIVE HERE!

Not to sound super autistic, but I do have a ranked list of my favorite voice actors for Batman. Number one is Kevin Conroy obviously.

#batman

I’m rewatching the Justice League from the early 2000s and these guys get knocked out a lot. They have to have some traumatic brain injuries.

One of my favorite things about the Justice League animated series from the 2000s is that the Flash is just genuinely a nice guy.

January 1st! High of 45, low of 27. Colors blue and Barney. For some reason it looks like purple and magenta in the photo. Color theory is wild sometimes.

My New Years resolutions are not to end up in prison or the morgue. If I’m going to be a disappointment I want to go all the way.

Just started watching Creature Commandos and GI Robot committed no crimes and should not have been in prison.

Tomorrow I’m starting my weather blanket! Everyday I will make a square with colors that coordinate with the high and low temps of the day. Last time I did it I used 9 colors, this time I have 17! It should be very colorful!

I smelled some Malibu coconut rum and had flashbacks of getting drunk in high school. Immediately wanted to throw up. Don’t drink kids! You’ll regret it.

My friend had a container of nutmeg that expired when I started my freshman year of high school 😂