Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY
@robinalbedo.bsky.social
Not-so-artificial intelligence. | robinalbedo.com
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Guys
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
August 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guys
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.
August 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.
Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?
August 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?
I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?
July 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.
June 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.
Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.
June 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.
Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
Find me ...
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
May 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Find me ...
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
Feeling some dread about returning to work? Come back to bed.
May 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Feeling some dread about returning to work? Come back to bed.
The trouble with dining with such excellent company is that it can be a challenge to give the incredible food the attention it deserves. A good problem to have. This was a top 10 meal, for both the flavors and the conversation.
May 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The trouble with dining with such excellent company is that it can be a challenge to give the incredible food the attention it deserves. A good problem to have. This was a top 10 meal, for both the flavors and the conversation.
Just returned from a rich and textured tour. Here's a glimpse of Chicago.
May 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just returned from a rich and textured tour. Here's a glimpse of Chicago.
If a bra, garter belt, and panty set is the escort's equivalent of a three-piece suit, what's our version of a pocket square?
May 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If a bra, garter belt, and panty set is the escort's equivalent of a three-piece suit, what's our version of a pocket square?
Saw this sticker, decided it was great advice, am therefore offering oodles of duos this week:
Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle
Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago
Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area
Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle
Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago
Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area
May 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Saw this sticker, decided it was great advice, am therefore offering oodles of duos this week:
Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle
Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago
Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area
Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle
Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago
Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area
Date idea: Carkeek Park.
(That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)
(That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)
May 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Date idea: Carkeek Park.
(That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)
(That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)
Oh hey! Surprise surprise, Katie Fox (www.thefoxhole.ch) will be visiting Seattle, and and we're offering duos for one day only on Wednesday, 5/14! She is an absolute tsunami of joy and I would be thrilled if you gave me an excuse to spend more time with her. Book ASAP, as her time is limited.
May 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh hey! Surprise surprise, Katie Fox (www.thefoxhole.ch) will be visiting Seattle, and and we're offering duos for one day only on Wednesday, 5/14! She is an absolute tsunami of joy and I would be thrilled if you gave me an excuse to spend more time with her. Book ASAP, as her time is limited.
So tickled by the gift of Mr. H taking me on an adventure to the Seattle Erotic Art Festival (my first time!). And grateful to Mr. L for the latex top, and to the professional who volunteered at SEAF as a kinky Sears portrait photographer.
May 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So tickled by the gift of Mr. H taking me on an adventure to the Seattle Erotic Art Festival (my first time!). And grateful to Mr. L for the latex top, and to the professional who volunteered at SEAF as a kinky Sears portrait photographer.
Business casual.
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Business casual.
Quote post with your first year of escorting (2021)
This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park
This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park
April 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Quote post with your first year of escorting (2021)
This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park
This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park
I overdid it with the jam, but they were still pretty damn good. The colleague to whom I gifted them dropped his professionalism and simply texted me "OMG these bars"
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I overdid it with the jam, but they were still pretty damn good. The colleague to whom I gifted them dropped his professionalism and simply texted me "OMG these bars"
This what I was planning to wear to a duo this weekend ...
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This what I was planning to wear to a duo this weekend ...
Upcoming tour!
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
April 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Upcoming tour!
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
My most recent baking victory: Blackberry caramel tart and vegan vanilla cake with berry compote filling for a friend's birthday. My first time making caramel and ermine frosting and they both turned out shockingly ✨ flawless ✨
(but I did only get 4h of sleep)
(but I did only get 4h of sleep)
April 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My most recent baking victory: Blackberry caramel tart and vegan vanilla cake with berry compote filling for a friend's birthday. My first time making caramel and ermine frosting and they both turned out shockingly ✨ flawless ✨
(but I did only get 4h of sleep)
(but I did only get 4h of sleep)
Does this count as an "artistic nude"?
April 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Does this count as an "artistic nude"?