If Trump truly made us a favorite nation Santa would have hit the US before Europe or Africa.

Do Trump supporters have to toss out their “fuck your feelings” T shirts? Asking for a friend.

Good thing Cracker Barrel changed back to the old logo. The new one was pushing a gay agenda that was making all the alpha males want to make out with each other.

It doesn’t suck to be me

My healthcare just went up $700 but on the plus side I get to watch brown people get eaten by alligators. #chritiannation

States that are putting the Ten Commandments in classrooms overwhelmingly voted for a president who breaks them daily.

We bullied Columbia but got bitched slapped by China. That is like a HS bully kicking ass at the grade school only to return to the HS for an ass whoopin.

The GOP will do for lying what the Dems did for LGBTQ rights.

Women want the right to choose. The GOP will let you choose your own facts.

If we are going to start deporting people based on looks maybe people with face tattoos should be on the top of that list. Sure we would lose #jellyroll but I think in the long run it would prove positive. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The fact that Trump doesn’t burst into flames when he walks into a church is proof there is no god.