Chapstick

Mixing metaphors just as well as cement mixes with honey

This is so heartbreaking

This is true but still dumb as shit and very reminiscent of “I’m fine with the gays but I don’t want them to rub it in my face all the time”. Just knee-jerk sentiment that no serious political operative should even consider.

Their evidence will just be a tearful granola mom saying that the spark just went out of her kid’s eyes after he got his MMR shot.

This is where I’m at. They’re getting pushback at every level but there’s so much damage being done in the meantime

He is more importantly extremely annoying and out of touch with reality