hello

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You know those things you’ve never done but you just feel you’d be great at anyway despite there being no evidence to support that confidence…. things like skiing or podcasting

Can confirm I absolutely cannot do curling and will never try again

Always asked: “don’t whippets need a lot of exercise?”

It’s 10:30am… he’s still happily in bed (my bed) and has been since 7pm.

Nothing screams “millennial gay” like screeching the lyrics of Alannah Myles’ Black Velvet so often that it appears second on your SpotifyWrapped list 25 years after release

When are we, as a country, going to address the fact that the Pointer Sisters’ Automatic only has 23M streams on Spotify????

Don’t let anyone tell you it’s too late to change careers

Ok my lock screen is obvs him

ok here so what now?