Rob Haynes
@robhaynesad.bsky.social
Comic. Scumbag Dreamboat. Horror nerd. Wrestling dork. Cool Uncle. Lefty AF. #EatTheRich #FTWStandUp #CultKvmedy
If the shut down doesn’t end soon Republicans are gonna start hunting minorities for food & not sport.
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If the shut down doesn’t end soon Republicans are gonna start hunting minorities for food & not sport.
If you’re feelin down watch Maniac Cop. Little Campbell vs Z’Dar CHIN ON CHIN action will pull ya right outta that rut. Good for what ails ya.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you’re feelin down watch Maniac Cop. Little Campbell vs Z’Dar CHIN ON CHIN action will pull ya right outta that rut. Good for what ails ya.
The popularity of “AI Soul music” is some Jonathan Swift shit. #Swiftie
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October 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The popularity of “AI Soul music” is some Jonathan Swift shit. #Swiftie
I don’t care what the City says, Trick or Treaters around Statley Haynes Manor…ladel full of 5 alarm chili. Same as always. Hold out your hands.
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don’t care what the City says, Trick or Treaters around Statley Haynes Manor…ladel full of 5 alarm chili. Same as always. Hold out your hands.
There’s still SOME time left, but I’m getting my check after this drink. The Rapture done stood me up & it’s time to stop pretending.
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September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There’s still SOME time left, but I’m getting my check after this drink. The Rapture done stood me up & it’s time to stop pretending.
“Autism is brand new/must be caused by exposure to new chemicals”
- Some Dude in his 70s who wears the same thing everyday, eats the same thing everyday & if you give him the wrong coffee will launch into an incredibly passionate speech about the many steps that caused this “institutional failure”
- Some Dude in his 70s who wears the same thing everyday, eats the same thing everyday & if you give him the wrong coffee will launch into an incredibly passionate speech about the many steps that caused this “institutional failure”
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September 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“Autism is brand new/must be caused by exposure to new chemicals”
- Some Dude in his 70s who wears the same thing everyday, eats the same thing everyday & if you give him the wrong coffee will launch into an incredibly passionate speech about the many steps that caused this “institutional failure”
- Some Dude in his 70s who wears the same thing everyday, eats the same thing everyday & if you give him the wrong coffee will launch into an incredibly passionate speech about the many steps that caused this “institutional failure”
To paraphrase our Lawd & Savior Chris Rock.
Leaders are assassinated. That mother fucker got shot.
Leaders are assassinated. That mother fucker got shot.
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September 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
To paraphrase our Lawd & Savior Chris Rock.
Leaders are assassinated. That mother fucker got shot.
Leaders are assassinated. That mother fucker got shot.
The In the Mouth of Madness theme song has no fucking business going as hard as it does & I’m grateful for it.
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September 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The In the Mouth of Madness theme song has no fucking business going as hard as it does & I’m grateful for it.
I’m showing my nephew the episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tiurtles where Raph has to become a stand-up comic to save NYC & just realized I never had a choice.
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August 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m showing my nephew the episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Tiurtles where Raph has to become a stand-up comic to save NYC & just realized I never had a choice.
You know…we ain’t never seen Grande Americano and Suicide in the same place at the same time.
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You know…we ain’t never seen Grande Americano and Suicide in the same place at the same time.
Yall, The Guyver is on Prime and it does not fuck around.
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July 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yall, The Guyver is on Prime and it does not fuck around.
I’m starting to think God is real & they’re a Heel.
July 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m starting to think God is real & they’re a Heel.
It’s gonna be ok yall. It’s Nick Gage day. He’s gonna fix it/me/everything
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July 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’s gonna be ok yall. It’s Nick Gage day. He’s gonna fix it/me/everything
It’s hard to be hyper patriotic right now but you gotta Try to get out & celebrate July 4th while you can.
If shit goes sideways in the next couple of election cycles, we are gonna have to move this to January 6th & it’s REALLY going to fuck up the BBQ vibe.
If shit goes sideways in the next couple of election cycles, we are gonna have to move this to January 6th & it’s REALLY going to fuck up the BBQ vibe.
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It’s hard to be hyper patriotic right now but you gotta Try to get out & celebrate July 4th while you can.
If shit goes sideways in the next couple of election cycles, we are gonna have to move this to January 6th & it’s REALLY going to fuck up the BBQ vibe.
If shit goes sideways in the next couple of election cycles, we are gonna have to move this to January 6th & it’s REALLY going to fuck up the BBQ vibe.
Double Feature Reccomendation: Sinners (2025) and The Dentist (1996) two horror movies with subtext that says a lot about the filmmakers’ differing views on going down on folks.
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June 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Double Feature Reccomendation: Sinners (2025) and The Dentist (1996) two horror movies with subtext that says a lot about the filmmakers’ differing views on going down on folks.
The new MLW referee shirts make them look a Steak and Shake manager. #MLWSummeroftheBeasts
June 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The new MLW referee shirts make them look a Steak and Shake manager. #MLWSummeroftheBeasts
If AAA/WWE aren’t working overtime to market Mr. Iguana to kids they are missing the whole point of everything. Love that guy.
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If AAA/WWE aren’t working overtime to market Mr. Iguana to kids they are missing the whole point of everything. Love that guy.
Justin Long is legit our era’s Vincent Price. I mean that as a huge compliment.
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May 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Justin Long is legit our era’s Vincent Price. I mean that as a huge compliment.
Y’ALL I just got word I’ve been made a Cardinal in pectore!!! Please update your files accordingly.
May 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Y’ALL I just got word I’ve been made a Cardinal in pectore!!! Please update your files accordingly.
It’s Memorial Day & Zone Troopers is on Prime Video. You should get all substance of choiced up & Watch it.
Be a patriot. Gawd damn it. It’ll heal this nation.
Be a patriot. Gawd damn it. It’ll heal this nation.
May 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s Memorial Day & Zone Troopers is on Prime Video. You should get all substance of choiced up & Watch it.
Be a patriot. Gawd damn it. It’ll heal this nation.
Be a patriot. Gawd damn it. It’ll heal this nation.
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
May 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Everything’s bullshit. I’ve done the field research.
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everything’s bullshit. I’ve done the field research.
Sabu was all goosed up on gas station drugs for his final match. They haven’t announced what his COD was but I get it was bitchin’. Gawd speed beautiful weirdo!!!
May 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sabu was all goosed up on gas station drugs for his final match. They haven’t announced what his COD was but I get it was bitchin’. Gawd speed beautiful weirdo!!!