Patrick Bateman would have actually been more like Ellis from DIE HARD, he just sees himself as a jacked Christian Bale because it's his fantasy and he's telling it.

Biggest laugh of the new "Shadows" episode: "COLIN ROBINSON. SHUT FUCK UP."

I open the floor to you gentle folk -- what is it?

Anyone remember the NBC two-season wonder "The Powers That Be"? Yes, that's a pre-"Frasier" David Hyde Pierce. And yes, that's a pre-"3rd Rock" Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Pierce's son, named, uh, Pierce.