Hey, New Yorkers! Looking for some hearty laughter and warmth at the end of this rainy day? Come join me 8PM TONIGHT as I host at Comic Strip Live -- 1568 Second Avenue (btw. 81st & 82nd)! It's partly a late birthday celebration and partly an early Halloween! $20 cash at the door!

NYCers: Looking for some Good Friday fun? How about GREAT Friday fun!?! A pre-Easter standup show that is…wholly hilarious! Grisly Pear Comedy Club Midtown (243 W. 54th St. btw. Broadway & 8th Ave.)

https://www.grislypearstandup.com/events/comedy-leopard-live-04-18-25-07-00-pm

@jizzycreams.bsky.social Thanks for the like on the old post! For my more recent stuff, check me out in a couple weeks: https://www.broadwaycomedyclub.com/shows/2025-03-29-the-industry-room-new-yorks-best-open-mic-show-530-pm/

NYCers: If you’re around the UES this Thursday, come check out this extraordinary comedy lineup — including yours truly! Comic Strip Live, 1568 2nd Avenue (W. 81st/82nd). $20 cover and a two-item minimum!

In NYC Thursday? Need some laughs?
Swing by the Grisly Pear Midtown (243 W. 54th St.) at 9PM! I’ll be hosting a hilarious lineup of comics! Use code CL10 for discount! https://www.grislypearstandup.com/events/comedy-leopard-live-january302025-grisly-pear-midtown-comedy-club

NEW EPISODE ALERT: The Panel talks Trump’s return to power and #ELECTORALDYSFUNCTION’s new Court Jester Martin Soonsebury Nesterton Ballyhoose Courtington stops by to talk what #Dems do now — in limerick form! Here or wherever you acquire your podcasts.
https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-exzjm-1735d53

Hadn’t really tried, but I suddenly got 1,000 followers on here!

Pre-holiday laughfests featuring yours truly on two amazing comedy lineups:
1) THURS, DEC. 21, 8:15PM: @theGrislyPear Midtown, 243 W. 54th Street!
Tix: https://lnkd.in/eXrgGcmZ

2) SAT, DEC. 23, 9:00PM: Eat Drink Laugh at Pangea, 178 Second Avenue!
Tix: https://lnkd.in/ejqrXKud

Ahem, sir! This is LITERALLY not true!

Looking for INTENTIONAL laughs BEFORE the GOP debate? If you’re in NYC, come down to Greenwich Village Comedy Club for this fabulous appetizer! https://www.greenwichvillagecomedyclub.com/shows/2023-08-23-new-york-queer-comedy-730-pm/

Great fun hosting last night at @thegrislypear Midtown! Thanks to all who turned out! Now on Acela heading down to DC for @AEI forum on legacy of March on Washington! Standup comedy on Monday, sitdown punditry on Tuesday — what more can a guy ask for?!?!

NEXT MONDAY if you’re in NYC, come by The Grisly Pear in Midtown Manhattan, featuring yours truly as the humble host! Order tix via the QR code on this here photo!!! Mucho hilarity will abound!

At least his misspellings are consistent. "STOLLEN" once, "STOLLEN" forever!

Two screenshots from Justice Thomas, responding to Justice Jackson's (3rd) forceful dissent. Few will likely be convinced, but KBJ's arguments and presence, IMHO, forced Thomas into a more deeply personal and analytic critique than otherwise might have been given. It's good to have her on the Court.

“What’s this about Robert Wagner protesting the Russian war? Sounds to me like he and Vlad Putin need a real Hart to Hart conversation…Heh. See what I did there?”

Whatever ails you, this is the Cure. #MSG