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That man could Dumb for the US if you make it an Olympic sport.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Have you considered a Moose calendar? I’d buy one right now!
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just woke my wife to show her this, I love it so much.

Full disclosure: We’re eating breakfast in bed together and I wasn’t aware that she had fallen asleep.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Saw this described as ‘assault with a breadly weapon’ - gotta get your laughs where you can nowadays.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As an Australian I live the girded life - here the first few lines of our National anthem

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
August 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Should have a little satchel with Epstein Files in it on her back.
August 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My dog stares like this when the sofa is full and there’s no room for her … I’m not sure if she means it or not!
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The use of the word ‘Perhaps’ is superfluous.
August 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
At this point I need Facebook’s laughing in chagrin emoji!
August 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I were a Capitalist I would say there’s an opening there for a Therapeutic Chatbot.

But I wake up grateful every day that I’m not
August 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Great spot for a guillotine though.
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Word’s suggestions are to make your text shallow enough that even a Republican can understand it …
August 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I can’t imagine what the connection might be, do tell.
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
July 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was the same until a cascading series of medical events meant that I have several different medical specialists who call as well as a number of hospital receptions.

Still don’t answer interstate calls though.
July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That image has amazing resonance with Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks in my brain.
July 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That’s because they have grown up on scam phone calls; I’m a boomer and I always wait to see if it’s a person or a computer at the other end …. The computer always has a different, empty sound.
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’d be pretty to think she’ll achieve anything except headlines and yet an other review/report
July 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yes. It flares up whenever Trump needs a distraction for the MAGAstanis.
July 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I love the colours in your work, without even thinking about it, somehow you capture all the colour of Japan. Thank you.
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No hate like Christian love.
July 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes, yes, yes. My own Neuroendocrine Cancer is 25+ years old and ‘indolent’. The only thing in my life that it controls is every fourth Friday when I have the injection that actually keeps me alive. And the annual scans and tests.

Other than that it’s ‘Stop bugging me, I have stuff to do’.
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The original text was this … you MAY be able to leave right now … but you haven’t got out early
July 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM