Robfuscate
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That man could Dumb for the US if you make it an Olympic sport.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That man could Dumb for the US if you make it an Olympic sport.
Have you considered a Moose calendar? I’d buy one right now!
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Have you considered a Moose calendar? I’d buy one right now!
I just woke my wife to show her this, I love it so much.
Full disclosure: We’re eating breakfast in bed together and I wasn’t aware that she had fallen asleep.
Full disclosure: We’re eating breakfast in bed together and I wasn’t aware that she had fallen asleep.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I just woke my wife to show her this, I love it so much.
Full disclosure: We’re eating breakfast in bed together and I wasn’t aware that she had fallen asleep.
Full disclosure: We’re eating breakfast in bed together and I wasn’t aware that she had fallen asleep.
Saw this described as ‘assault with a breadly weapon’ - gotta get your laughs where you can nowadays.
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Saw this described as ‘assault with a breadly weapon’ - gotta get your laughs where you can nowadays.
As an Australian I live the girded life - here the first few lines of our National anthem
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
August 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As an Australian I live the girded life - here the first few lines of our National anthem
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are one and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Should have a little satchel with Epstein Files in it on her back.
August 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Should have a little satchel with Epstein Files in it on her back.
My dog stares like this when the sofa is full and there’s no room for her … I’m not sure if she means it or not!
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My dog stares like this when the sofa is full and there’s no room for her … I’m not sure if she means it or not!
The use of the word ‘Perhaps’ is superfluous.
August 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The use of the word ‘Perhaps’ is superfluous.
At this point I need Facebook’s laughing in chagrin emoji!
August 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
At this point I need Facebook’s laughing in chagrin emoji!
If I were a Capitalist I would say there’s an opening there for a Therapeutic Chatbot.
But I wake up grateful every day that I’m not
But I wake up grateful every day that I’m not
August 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If I were a Capitalist I would say there’s an opening there for a Therapeutic Chatbot.
But I wake up grateful every day that I’m not
But I wake up grateful every day that I’m not
Great spot for a guillotine though.
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Great spot for a guillotine though.
Word’s suggestions are to make your text shallow enough that even a Republican can understand it …
August 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Word’s suggestions are to make your text shallow enough that even a Republican can understand it …
I can’t imagine what the connection might be, do tell.
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can’t imagine what the connection might be, do tell.
I was the same until a cascading series of medical events meant that I have several different medical specialists who call as well as a number of hospital receptions.
Still don’t answer interstate calls though.
Still don’t answer interstate calls though.
July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was the same until a cascading series of medical events meant that I have several different medical specialists who call as well as a number of hospital receptions.
Still don’t answer interstate calls though.
Still don’t answer interstate calls though.
That image has amazing resonance with Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks in my brain.
July 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That image has amazing resonance with Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks in my brain.
That’s because they have grown up on scam phone calls; I’m a boomer and I always wait to see if it’s a person or a computer at the other end …. The computer always has a different, empty sound.
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That’s because they have grown up on scam phone calls; I’m a boomer and I always wait to see if it’s a person or a computer at the other end …. The computer always has a different, empty sound.
It’d be pretty to think she’ll achieve anything except headlines and yet an other review/report
July 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’d be pretty to think she’ll achieve anything except headlines and yet an other review/report
Yes. It flares up whenever Trump needs a distraction for the MAGAstanis.
July 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes. It flares up whenever Trump needs a distraction for the MAGAstanis.
I love the colours in your work, without even thinking about it, somehow you capture all the colour of Japan. Thank you.
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love the colours in your work, without even thinking about it, somehow you capture all the colour of Japan. Thank you.
No hate like Christian love.
July 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No hate like Christian love.
Yes, yes, yes. My own Neuroendocrine Cancer is 25+ years old and ‘indolent’. The only thing in my life that it controls is every fourth Friday when I have the injection that actually keeps me alive. And the annual scans and tests.
Other than that it’s ‘Stop bugging me, I have stuff to do’.
Other than that it’s ‘Stop bugging me, I have stuff to do’.
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yes, yes, yes. My own Neuroendocrine Cancer is 25+ years old and ‘indolent’. The only thing in my life that it controls is every fourth Friday when I have the injection that actually keeps me alive. And the annual scans and tests.
Other than that it’s ‘Stop bugging me, I have stuff to do’.
Other than that it’s ‘Stop bugging me, I have stuff to do’.
The original text was this … you MAY be able to leave right now … but you haven’t got out early
July 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The original text was this … you MAY be able to leave right now … but you haven’t got out early