Some dreamed of a future more just in the new year;
And I heard Dame Rinehart exclaim, ere she drove out of sight,
“Happy New Year’s Deceive, and to all a good night!”
Some dreamed of a future more just in the new year;
And I heard Dame Rinehart exclaim, ere she drove out of sight,
“Happy New Year’s Deceive, and to all a good night!”
And filled all the coffers; then turned with a jerk,
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
And filled all the coffers; then turned with a jerk,
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
As she whispered of think tanks none else should know;
The stump of a pen she held tight in her teeth,
And the ink, encircled her head like a wreath;
She had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when she laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
As she whispered of think tanks none else should know;
The stump of a pen she held tight in her teeth,
And the ink, encircled her head like a wreath;
She had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when she laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
Like a billionaire's plot in a donor's black pack.
Her eyes—how they twinkled at fourteen grand tables!
Her fundraisers packed with the rich and their fables!
Like a billionaire's plot in a donor's black pack.
Her eyes—how they twinkled at fourteen grand tables!
Her fundraisers packed with the rich and their fables!
And her clothes were all tarnished with coal dust and soot;
And her clothes were all tarnished with coal dust and soot;
The whir of a private jet, filling with dread;
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Dame Rinehart came with a bound.
Her timing, of course, was nothing but prime,
For New Year’s hush was the best moment to chime.
The whir of a private jet, filling with dread;
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Dame Rinehart came with a bound.
Her timing, of course, was nothing but prime,
For New Year’s hush was the best moment to chime.
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the television the courses they flew,
With sleight of hand tricks, and Dame Rinehart too.
But the clock soon approached a whole brand-new year,
Threatening illusions Pete held so dear.
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the television the courses they flew,
With sleight of hand tricks, and Dame Rinehart too.
But the clock soon approached a whole brand-new year,
Threatening illusions Pete held so dear.
On Blackouts! On Fear-mongering! On Misinformation!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
On Blackouts! On Fear-mongering! On Misinformation!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
He knew in a moment this might make folks sick.
More rapid than eagles, his excuses they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
He knew in a moment this might make folks sick.
More rapid than eagles, his excuses they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Gave lustre to solar panels newly laid down,
When what to his horrified eyes should appear,
But a grid full of renewables, so cheap and so clear.
And in that bright glow of the nearing new year,
Pete sensed this progress might cost him dear.
Gave lustre to solar panels newly laid down,
When what to his horrified eyes should appear,
But a grid full of renewables, so cheap and so clear.
And in that bright glow of the nearing new year,
Pete sensed this progress might cost him dear.
While visions of cheap power danced in their heads;
When down in SA there arose such a clatter,
Pete sprang from his desk to see what was the matter.
He rushed to his window, alarmed by the din,
Fearing a New Year’s shift might soon do him in.
While visions of cheap power danced in their heads;
When down in SA there arose such a clatter,
Pete sprang from his desk to see what was the matter.
He rushed to his window, alarmed by the din,
Fearing a New Year’s shift might soon do him in.