robertvaladez.bsky.social
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I'm going to claim that I invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos and give motivational speeches. What you all think?
April 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey, I'm in shape.
ROUND is a shape, isn't it?
April 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Andry Romero, a Venezuelan makeup artist sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administartion, sobbing and praying as guards shave his head.
April 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
From my sister Cynthia. She worries about me, (as a big sister will), She advised me to print this out and to carry it with me at all times...you should too. She's right..In case any of you, citizen or non-citizen, documented or undocumented, find yourself being detained by ANYONE. Present this.
January 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you were FORCED to pick one of the following new
ICE CREAM flavors, and eat it, which would it be?

1. SQUIRREL

2. HOT DOG WATER

3. DRYER LINT
January 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
INTERESTING: Did you know that in Brazil if you want someone to leave you alone you tell them to "Vai pentear macaco!" (go comb a monkey!) ...not an important fact....just interesting. Anyways....Carry on.
January 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My heart goes out to everyone in El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles. we are with you...CON SAFOS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gU...
Con Safos - C/S
YouTube video by accorsidiego3
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How old am I? I'm old enough to have once looked at a gas pump and said "$1.50 a gallon!? What the hell!"
January 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Feliz Ano Nuevo to everyone, or as they say in English,
Happy New Ass.
January 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“The Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth.” ― Muhammad Ali
December 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I like the rain. It washes away that sticky film that seems to cover Chicago most of the time...
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
When I was in 5th grade I remember this one girl in my class who would always pronounce the word FART as FARK, as in, "Ew, he blew A fark!".. I never did correct her back then, even though it annoyed me. I just thought about that....huh...odd....
December 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Merry Christmas. You are allowed to put ketchup on your tamales, today only...just don't tell anyone.
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Has anyone else had that weird dream where you get a phone call from your old high school telling you that you haven't graduated and that you have to come back and finish? What the heck is that?
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 AM
How's this for an idea: A Latina comedian named Lady Jaja...
December 16, 2024 at 12:45 AM
INTERESTING: A girl from the village of Ailbon, Galilee, Palestine, 1920
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Ok so whats the deal with all these cars with Christmas lights all over them?
December 13, 2024 at 2:08 PM
December 13, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Joe Biden just gave a presidential pardon to his son Hunter. Good. Now pardon Leonard Peltier.
December 2, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I need someone to Zelle me a million dollars. In exchange I'll come to your house and duct tape a banana to your wall.
November 24, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I'm not sure why, but I have a sudden impulse to renew
my passport.
November 23, 2024 at 1:14 AM
“I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even allowed to enjoy the nothing they have in peace.” ― Federico García Lorca
November 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Well. I just joined BlueSky....
November 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM