Robert Swartwood
@robertswartwood.bsky.social
USA Today bestselling and ITW Thriller Award-winning author. Dog dad. Professional napper. Bottled at the source.
www.robertswartwood.com
www.robertswartwood.com
One of these guys is a thoughtful writer/filmmaker who understands and appreciates art. The other is famous for calling entrepreneurs cockroaches on a reality TV show.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of these guys is a thoughtful writer/filmmaker who understands and appreciates art. The other is famous for calling entrepreneurs cockroaches on a reality TV show.
I’m going to become the Joker
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m going to become the Joker
The crap that fills Facebook day and night ...
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The crap that fills Facebook day and night ...
TFW you DEFINITELY pepper spray children
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
TFW you DEFINITELY pepper spray children
Convincing you not to read Louis CK’s new novel with the first paragraph
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Convincing you not to read Louis CK’s new novel with the first paragraph
So my gut tells me Louis CK should stick to standup comedy
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So my gut tells me Louis CK should stick to standup comedy
Now poor Mark Haddon is being drawn into these AI slop scams?
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Now poor Mark Haddon is being drawn into these AI slop scams?
All of us to JCO rn
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
All of us to JCO rn
Kim Davis watching a pair of homosexual puppies getting run over
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Kim Davis watching a pair of homosexual puppies getting run over
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This Wednesday, at 7 pm EST, I'll be chatting with bestselling author and award-winning narrator @tanyaeby.bsky.social about her writing, her narrating over 1,000 titles, and more. Join us!
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November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This Wednesday, at 7 pm EST, I'll be chatting with bestselling author and award-winning narrator @tanyaeby.bsky.social about her writing, her narrating over 1,000 titles, and more. Join us!
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“Chuck Schumer? You mean the Senate Leader who just days ago wouldn’t say who he voted for for New York City mayor? THAT Chuck Schumer?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Chuck Schumer? You mean the Senate Leader who just days ago wouldn’t say who he voted for for New York City mayor? THAT Chuck Schumer?”
Table set up at the Ghoulastic Book Fair. Come one, come all!
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Table set up at the Ghoulastic Book Fair. Come one, come all!
Who gives a shit?
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Who gives a shit?
How?? He lost his freedom of speech!
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How?? He lost his freedom of speech!
I don't think we talk enough about how Earl Sinclair definitely would have been a Trump supporter.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't think we talk enough about how Earl Sinclair definitely would have been a Trump supporter.
Did you know the Apple Books app has an audiobook section and in that audiobook section there is always a discounted audiobook sub-section with audiobooks that are often cheaper than they are when they’re on sale on Audible? Well, now you know.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Did you know the Apple Books app has an audiobook section and in that audiobook section there is always a discounted audiobook sub-section with audiobooks that are often cheaper than they are when they’re on sale on Audible? Well, now you know.
Picked this up today.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Picked this up today.
And this just in: Dick Cheney and O.J. Simpson have teamed up and are ... hunting women in hell?!
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
And this just in: Dick Cheney and O.J. Simpson have teamed up and are ... hunting women in hell?!
Oh, we did, Charlie. We did.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh, we did, Charlie. We did.
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with New York Times bestselling author John Gilstrap about his novels, his writing, and more. Join us!
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November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This Wednesday, at 6 pm EST, I'll be chatting with New York Times bestselling author John Gilstrap about his novels, his writing, and more. Join us!
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In the mail today, an ARC for @kairarouda.bsky.social’s new book coming out this February
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
In the mail today, an ARC for @kairarouda.bsky.social’s new book coming out this February