Weevils wobble but they don't fall down.

Shorts and 'Compo' welly boots.

...and did it myyyyy way,

It feels like little has changed. The powerful using misinformation and gossip to get what they want. Also, there's something weirdly ironic in becoming addicted to a television series where part of the fascination is seeing how people lived their lives before there was television.

Looks like he's history.

Royal Mail probably disowned him because he contained batteries.

Lost property shelf at a sperm bank.

Great name for a band.

How long before he overtakes Jonny Giles as the preferred rhyming slang for something more sinister?

He has probably been completely overshadowed and forgotten about by the fanfare that surrounded my arrival at Bluesky this week. Or it may just be the way he's sitting.

This image alone was enough to persuade me to try Bluesky. That will be £8.00 please, Bob.