Robert Rakers
@robertrakers.bsky.social
Guitarist/Vocalist of Zeta Field
Part time LEGO enthusiast
Full time dense shit taker
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1rO1r1mMfdcY0U7j6XQNzf?si=TZAgWpTSRmuBIYEMnNtzFg
Part time LEGO enthusiast
Full time dense shit taker
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1rO1r1mMfdcY0U7j6XQNzf?si=TZAgWpTSRmuBIYEMnNtzFg
Chilis Mozzarella Sticks
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Chilis Mozzarella Sticks
I was called a nazi today because I said I wanted a ban on AI Agents
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I was called a nazi today because I said I wanted a ban on AI Agents
Love it when we put the flag at half mast for a guy who said the civil rights movement was a mistake
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Love it when we put the flag at half mast for a guy who said the civil rights movement was a mistake
Fun fact: you can only make 5 words out of this assortment of letters:
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
Can you find them all?
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
Can you find them all?
August 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fun fact: you can only make 5 words out of this assortment of letters:
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
Can you find them all?
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z
Can you find them all?
Any advertising that uses AI is false advertisement
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Any advertising that uses AI is false advertisement
I hate America until I’m defending her from the slander of a British “person”
April 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hate America until I’m defending her from the slander of a British “person”
Christian nationalists and trump supporters are the only people I know who will look at a fetus and see a human but not see one when they look at a minority
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Christian nationalists and trump supporters are the only people I know who will look at a fetus and see a human but not see one when they look at a minority
The only thing math class was good for was helping me figure out that you can’t possibly make a billion dollars just by working
February 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The only thing math class was good for was helping me figure out that you can’t possibly make a billion dollars just by working
I’m not very good at this capitalism thing
January 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m not very good at this capitalism thing
I follow intuition and it tells me that I’m gonna conquer the goddamn world. ROCK ON SHITFUCKS🎸🎸🎸
January 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I follow intuition and it tells me that I’m gonna conquer the goddamn world. ROCK ON SHITFUCKS🎸🎸🎸
To the zero people that like my posts: yes, I am alive
December 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
To the zero people that like my posts: yes, I am alive
Fun fact: being a delivery driver is statistically more dangerous than being a cop. #sprinkles
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Fun fact: being a delivery driver is statistically more dangerous than being a cop. #sprinkles
There will never be another film as incredible and innovative as Hundreds of Squirrels #sprinkles
December 15, 2024 at 7:47 AM
There will never be another film as incredible and innovative as Hundreds of Squirrels #sprinkles
Hair in places there shouldn’t be
December 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Hair in places there shouldn’t be
Yea I shampoo my pubes, cancel me
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Yea I shampoo my pubes, cancel me
Charlie Kirk is the type of guy to think that a pound of feathers is lighter than a pound of steel.
December 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Charlie Kirk is the type of guy to think that a pound of feathers is lighter than a pound of steel.
I really don’t like Elon Musk
December 10, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I really don’t like Elon Musk
I’m so snug the bedbugs couldn’t even begin to comprehend the mere idea of possibly considering thinking about maybe biting me
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I’m so snug the bedbugs couldn’t even begin to comprehend the mere idea of possibly considering thinking about maybe biting me
Balls. Nuff said.
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Balls. Nuff said.
The reason people don’t like CEO’s and aren’t upset that one got gunned down in broad daylight is because certain ones, Nestle, think that water isn’t inherently a human right. And don’t be confused, it’s not just one that thinks this way. It’s all of them. They only care about profit, not people.
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The reason people don’t like CEO’s and aren’t upset that one got gunned down in broad daylight is because certain ones, Nestle, think that water isn’t inherently a human right. And don’t be confused, it’s not just one that thinks this way. It’s all of them. They only care about profit, not people.
Curiosity killed the cat?
No, I killed the cat when I opened Schrödinger’s Box.
No, I killed the cat when I opened Schrödinger’s Box.
December 6, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Curiosity killed the cat?
No, I killed the cat when I opened Schrödinger’s Box.
No, I killed the cat when I opened Schrödinger’s Box.
Crazy that we’re living in a world where some cushy executives are putting time limits on surgeries. Can’t wait for all the botched kidney transplants!
December 5, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Crazy that we’re living in a world where some cushy executives are putting time limits on surgeries. Can’t wait for all the botched kidney transplants!
Fuck billionaires
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Fuck billionaires
My sleeper agent trigger is that fucking morning bird
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
My sleeper agent trigger is that fucking morning bird