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Keith Robertory
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Just getting through the #2024 year is a success. Don't underestimate what you've gone through. Here comes #2025.
December 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Merry Christmas. Believe in coffee, music, love, and magic.
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Oh, some parts of #2020 were not that bad. #2025
December 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
"Please don't disturb me while I'm having my #coffee. Right now, all my people skills are in this cup."
Really, don't disturb my morning coffee, tea or liquor routine.
December 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
When that first sip of #coffee touches your soul. Especially on a cool rainy Friday morning.
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Ever been in the #friendzone by #wifi? You know .. when a connection is there but you're not getting any.
December 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Don't judge people by their skin color, religion or sexual orientation. Judge them by the contents of their record collection. (ok, or what they stream).
No wonder #GenX is so mad. We had to re-buy our #70sMusic and #80sMusic to go from records to tapes to CDs, and now pay monthly to stream it.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
It's not that I'm not old, your music really does suck. #80sMusic #70sMusic
December 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens — theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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December 16, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Who's up for going #clubbing?
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Theiryr're. Take that, #grammar police.
December 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can keep some sad times away.
December 13, 2024 at 1:19 PM
#OBX Sunset
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Happy thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 PM