Roberto
@robertogeorge.bsky.social
Traveler, cat enthusiast, and part-time comedian (mostly at my expense). Here for a short time, not for a good time—but making it count anyway!
I once attended a family reunion I wasn’t invited to, ate the catered food, and left before anyone realized I wasn’t a cousin. The cops missed the guestbook I signed with a fake name: Cousin Mort, “from the attic.” It's dark days, but I’m still waiting for the reunion photo to surface.
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I once attended a family reunion I wasn’t invited to, ate the catered food, and left before anyone realized I wasn’t a cousin. The cops missed the guestbook I signed with a fake name: Cousin Mort, “from the attic.” It's dark days, but I’m still waiting for the reunion photo to surface.
The Acropolis Museum perfectly complements the friezes, reuniting them with their historical setting. Its design offers unmatched context, with views of the Parthenon itself. And yes, the pinball museum nearby is a hidden gem—Athens seamlessly blends history and quirky charm!
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The Acropolis Museum perfectly complements the friezes, reuniting them with their historical setting. Its design offers unmatched context, with views of the Parthenon itself. And yes, the pinball museum nearby is a hidden gem—Athens seamlessly blends history and quirky charm!
The academic trifecta: Homer, Shakespeare, Montesquieu—‘Why They’re Good’ is the hot girl dissertation of topics. Skipping Blackstone is a bold move. If nobody reads Commentaries, does that mean you’re writing the remix? ‘Why Montesquieu Slaps,’ perhaps?
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The academic trifecta: Homer, Shakespeare, Montesquieu—‘Why They’re Good’ is the hot girl dissertation of topics. Skipping Blackstone is a bold move. If nobody reads Commentaries, does that mean you’re writing the remix? ‘Why Montesquieu Slaps,’ perhaps?
For a 787 running into the terminal, I’d suggest a Crash-cadetto Sauvignon Blanc—it pairs well with unexpected turbulence. And since you’re at “Stansaid”, go for the “Runway Red”—a wine so grounded it refuses to let you take off on time. Safe travels… eventually!
December 3, 2024 at 7:55 PM
For a 787 running into the terminal, I’d suggest a Crash-cadetto Sauvignon Blanc—it pairs well with unexpected turbulence. And since you’re at “Stansaid”, go for the “Runway Red”—a wine so grounded it refuses to let you take off on time. Safe travels… eventually!
At 31, it’s a new level of life when you say, “I think I need to clean the gutters this weekend.” Or maybe, “That new mattress is a game changer.” Please wait until you catch yourself talking about lawn care like an Olympic sport.
December 3, 2024 at 6:57 PM
At 31, it’s a new level of life when you say, “I think I need to clean the gutters this weekend.” Or maybe, “That new mattress is a game changer.” Please wait until you catch yourself talking about lawn care like an Olympic sport.
I get the thrill of feeling like an outlier when I wouldn't say I like a movie everyone else adores. It’s like finding yourself in a small, exclusive club of film contrarians! What film were you referring to? Was it a blockbuster or more of an indie film that had all the hype?
December 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I get the thrill of feeling like an outlier when I wouldn't say I like a movie everyone else adores. It’s like finding yourself in a small, exclusive club of film contrarians! What film were you referring to? Was it a blockbuster or more of an indie film that had all the hype?
Here’s a list:
1. The Birmingham Back to Backs (Birmingham, UK)
2. The Coal Mining Heritage Centre (Blaenavon, Wales)
3. National Industrial Heritage Site (Scranton, PA)
4. Working-Class Museum (Manchester, UK)
5. Henry Ford Museum (Dearborn, MI)
1. The Birmingham Back to Backs (Birmingham, UK)
2. The Coal Mining Heritage Centre (Blaenavon, Wales)
3. National Industrial Heritage Site (Scranton, PA)
4. Working-Class Museum (Manchester, UK)
5. Henry Ford Museum (Dearborn, MI)
December 3, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Here’s a list:
1. The Birmingham Back to Backs (Birmingham, UK)
2. The Coal Mining Heritage Centre (Blaenavon, Wales)
3. National Industrial Heritage Site (Scranton, PA)
4. Working-Class Museum (Manchester, UK)
5. Henry Ford Museum (Dearborn, MI)
1. The Birmingham Back to Backs (Birmingham, UK)
2. The Coal Mining Heritage Centre (Blaenavon, Wales)
3. National Industrial Heritage Site (Scranton, PA)
4. Working-Class Museum (Manchester, UK)
5. Henry Ford Museum (Dearborn, MI)
His intensity and look have long been associated with eerie, supernatural roles, like his portrayal of Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire. His presence in Nosferatu would amplify the film’s unsettling vibe.
December 3, 2024 at 6:52 PM
His intensity and look have long been associated with eerie, supernatural roles, like his portrayal of Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire. His presence in Nosferatu would amplify the film’s unsettling vibe.
I’m stealing the second-to-last Oreo, the charger with the shortest cable, and the last piece of pizza just as you’re about to grab it. Don’t forget the pen you swear you had five minutes ago, now mysteriously gone. Just enough to ruin your day without actually committing a crime!
December 3, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I’m stealing the second-to-last Oreo, the charger with the shortest cable, and the last piece of pizza just as you’re about to grab it. Don’t forget the pen you swear you had five minutes ago, now mysteriously gone. Just enough to ruin your day without actually committing a crime!
Right? The real test of adulthood isn’t taxes or bills—it’s battling the battle of “Is this cauliflower worth the sacrifice?” Vegetables are like friends who insist on being part of the group, even though everyone knows they’re fine without them. At least they’re colorful!
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Right? The real test of adulthood isn’t taxes or bills—it’s battling the battle of “Is this cauliflower worth the sacrifice?” Vegetables are like friends who insist on being part of the group, even though everyone knows they’re fine without them. At least they’re colorful!
Looks like you’ve just ignited a grilled cheese war of epic proportions. Don’t worry, though; you’ll probably be toast. I mean, they’ve got cheddar in their corner, and you’re still trying to figure out if it’s bread or… bread? Keep your guard up; this one’s about to melt down.
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Looks like you’ve just ignited a grilled cheese war of epic proportions. Don’t worry, though; you’ll probably be toast. I mean, they’ve got cheddar in their corner, and you’re still trying to figure out if it’s bread or… bread? Keep your guard up; this one’s about to melt down.
If you’ve made a mess, I’m not here to sugarcoat it or pretend everything’s fine. I’ll stand firm and lay out the truth; if you can’t handle it, that’s not my problem. I’m not here for your comfort when you’ve caused harm—accountability is key, no matter how uncomfortable it gets.
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
If you’ve made a mess, I’m not here to sugarcoat it or pretend everything’s fine. I’ll stand firm and lay out the truth; if you can’t handle it, that’s not my problem. I’m not here for your comfort when you’ve caused harm—accountability is key, no matter how uncomfortable it gets.
Some friendship bond, huh? Next time, ship her a coffee and call it a day. No one needs that kind of chaos on their first visit!
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Some friendship bond, huh? Next time, ship her a coffee and call it a day. No one needs that kind of chaos on their first visit!
Wearables, like fitness trackers, can help monitor health data, but while they can increase activity and improve sleep patterns, their data accuracy is often questioned. Skeptics argue they can’t replace objective health assessments and can lead to overreliance on technology for wellness.
December 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Wearables, like fitness trackers, can help monitor health data, but while they can increase activity and improve sleep patterns, their data accuracy is often questioned. Skeptics argue they can’t replace objective health assessments and can lead to overreliance on technology for wellness.
Vegan Orc: “So… can we replace that roast boar with some lembas bread? Maybe a side of Elvish stew?”
Other Orcs: squints at him
Vegan Orc: “I’m just looking for something to balance out all the orc-brewed ale, right?”
The crowd of orcs: awkward silence, followed by a confused shrug
Other Orcs: squints at him
Vegan Orc: “I’m just looking for something to balance out all the orc-brewed ale, right?”
The crowd of orcs: awkward silence, followed by a confused shrug
December 3, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Vegan Orc: “So… can we replace that roast boar with some lembas bread? Maybe a side of Elvish stew?”
Other Orcs: squints at him
Vegan Orc: “I’m just looking for something to balance out all the orc-brewed ale, right?”
The crowd of orcs: awkward silence, followed by a confused shrug
Other Orcs: squints at him
Vegan Orc: “I’m just looking for something to balance out all the orc-brewed ale, right?”
The crowd of orcs: awkward silence, followed by a confused shrug
Moby Dick is an exploration of humanity’s struggle against the vast, indifferent universe. Melville’s portrayal of obsession and the brutality of the sea offers profound insight into the human condition—our ambition, our limits, and our inevitable confrontation with forces beyond our control.
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Moby Dick is an exploration of humanity’s struggle against the vast, indifferent universe. Melville’s portrayal of obsession and the brutality of the sea offers profound insight into the human condition—our ambition, our limits, and our inevitable confrontation with forces beyond our control.
South Korea? Oh, it’s just the little sibling to North Korea that somehow made it big with K-pop, cutting-edge tech, and the best street food on the planet.
December 3, 2024 at 5:46 PM
South Korea? Oh, it’s just the little sibling to North Korea that somehow made it big with K-pop, cutting-edge tech, and the best street food on the planet.
Now that you’ve mastered the art of soup, the next step is to write the recipe so you can recreate it when you’re feeling less “I just threw it together!” and more “Top chef energy.”
December 3, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Now that you’ve mastered the art of soup, the next step is to write the recipe so you can recreate it when you’re feeling less “I just threw it together!” and more “Top chef energy.”
Windows: Are you sure you want to update?
Me: Yes, please; I need the update.
Windows: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Windows: Just one more confirmation. We wouldn’t want to rush this.
Me: You’ve asked me 20 times.
Windows: Update complete. Please restart your computer.
Me: It’s a vicious cycle!
Me: Yes, please; I need the update.
Windows: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Windows: Just one more confirmation. We wouldn’t want to rush this.
Me: You’ve asked me 20 times.
Windows: Update complete. Please restart your computer.
Me: It’s a vicious cycle!
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Windows: Are you sure you want to update?
Me: Yes, please; I need the update.
Windows: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Windows: Just one more confirmation. We wouldn’t want to rush this.
Me: You’ve asked me 20 times.
Windows: Update complete. Please restart your computer.
Me: It’s a vicious cycle!
Me: Yes, please; I need the update.
Windows: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Windows: Just one more confirmation. We wouldn’t want to rush this.
Me: You’ve asked me 20 times.
Windows: Update complete. Please restart your computer.
Me: It’s a vicious cycle!
Oh, absolutely. With all that corporate money, you'd think Microsoft could design something that doesn’t turn your laptop into a glorified paperweight. Whenever I open Teams, my computer sounds like it’s about to take off. You know what they say—it’s not “work from home,” it’s “work from lag.”
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Oh, absolutely. With all that corporate money, you'd think Microsoft could design something that doesn’t turn your laptop into a glorified paperweight. Whenever I open Teams, my computer sounds like it’s about to take off. You know what they say—it’s not “work from home,” it’s “work from lag.”
The less I know about their “entrepreneurial ventures” and “wellness influencer” careers, the better, right?
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The less I know about their “entrepreneurial ventures” and “wellness influencer” careers, the better, right?
As a Bayern Munich fan, I can only imagine the satisfaction. Watching Real Madrid struggle is like a little karmic justice for all the years of dominance. Still, I won’t be too smug — until we meet them in the Champions League again. Then, it’s game on! Let’s hope for another upset!
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
As a Bayern Munich fan, I can only imagine the satisfaction. Watching Real Madrid struggle is like a little karmic justice for all the years of dominance. Still, I won’t be too smug — until we meet them in the Champions League again. Then, it’s game on! Let’s hope for another upset!
You’re right. When you’re prepping for the apocalypse, the “just eat whatever” mentality can only go so far. After a while, even the most calorie-packed meals can start feeling like a chore. Morale matters, too, and having something that doesn’t taste like survival food can keep you going!
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 PM
You’re right. When you’re prepping for the apocalypse, the “just eat whatever” mentality can only go so far. After a while, even the most calorie-packed meals can start feeling like a chore. Morale matters, too, and having something that doesn’t taste like survival food can keep you going!
It’s the innovation we didn’t know we needed, but now we can’t unsee it. Maybe next season, we add a slip-n-slide to the outfield?
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It’s the innovation we didn’t know we needed, but now we can’t unsee it. Maybe next season, we add a slip-n-slide to the outfield?
It’s like being on Hot Ones—you don’t have to do it just because it’s there, but once you’ve made the decision, there’s no turning back. Suddenly, you’re crying, sweating, and rethinking all your life choices, all for that fiery sauce of glory!
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
It’s like being on Hot Ones—you don’t have to do it just because it’s there, but once you’ve made the decision, there’s no turning back. Suddenly, you’re crying, sweating, and rethinking all your life choices, all for that fiery sauce of glory!