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Robert Mac from robertmac.com
@robertmaction.bsky.social
hominid, comedian, nonbillionaire
#nokings Why do they hate America so much?
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Snipers at #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wear yellow! #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The curse of having great ideas. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #fridaysforfuture
October 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Release the #EpsteinFlies!
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Don't forget to think!
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy It's a #rerun. Check out how the original series ended. It's #mindblowing.
September 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Find the silver lining when things get dark.
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's going to get even awkweirder. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy
June 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How #tariffs work.
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Don't blame me—I voted for the Marxist.
June 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's like everything he touches turns to gold, but the exact opposite.

He's got the Midas Crutch.
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here's my #pope name. And I'll be standupping in #Chicago if you like #jokes.
May 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#Taxes and other fun.
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Get some #laughs today. You need it.
April 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This just in.
March 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
March 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#Putin doesn't need #Ukraine.
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Today is Victor Hugo's birthday. He once told me:

Men hate those to whom they have to lie.

–Victor Hugo
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Join my #MAFIA. I'm live-streaming at 3pm EST. robertmac.com/VF
February 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I found some affordable #eggs! #faberge #onlyIcanfixit #thefixison
February 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
February 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Make Gulf of America Gulf of Mexico Again
February 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Been in Canada all week. #coldshoulder
February 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM