Robert Hewitt Wolfe
@roberthewittwolfe.bsky.social
TV writer. Geek. Twitter refugee.
This lobster loves America!
(And hates fascism)*
*It’s my wife.
(And hates fascism)*
*It’s my wife.
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This lobster loves America!
(And hates fascism)*
*It’s my wife.
(And hates fascism)*
*It’s my wife.
It's super on-brand that people like Hegseth love the Spartans, who were artless, slave-keeping, murderous fascists despised by pretty much EVERYONE, but they never talk about how the Spartans were ultimately defeated by a heroic army of... let me double-check my notes... yep... gay democrats.
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's super on-brand that people like Hegseth love the Spartans, who were artless, slave-keeping, murderous fascists despised by pretty much EVERYONE, but they never talk about how the Spartans were ultimately defeated by a heroic army of... let me double-check my notes... yep... gay democrats.
I'm not gonna lie. I pitched the design of the Magog World Ship based on a baby toy. #Andromeda
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm not gonna lie. I pitched the design of the Magog World Ship based on a baby toy. #Andromeda
New episode of #TheIrrational tonight on NBC! Lots of family history for the Mercer family as Alec returns to his hometown to solve a Ghost Ship mystery. Enjoy! (And help keep me employed for another year or three.)
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
New episode of #TheIrrational tonight on NBC! Lots of family history for the Mercer family as Alec returns to his hometown to solve a Ghost Ship mystery. Enjoy! (And help keep me employed for another year or three.)
So please tune in and check it out!
January 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So please tune in and check it out!
So, while you're gathering for Christmas cheer and enjoying your tree and emptying your stockings, remember, Jesus was born in the Spring, and Odin Yulefather is the real Reason for the Season.*
*Also Mithra, but that's another story.
Happy Yule!
8/The End!
*Also Mithra, but that's another story.
Happy Yule!
8/The End!
December 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
So, while you're gathering for Christmas cheer and enjoying your tree and emptying your stockings, remember, Jesus was born in the Spring, and Odin Yulefather is the real Reason for the Season.*
*Also Mithra, but that's another story.
Happy Yule!
8/The End!
*Also Mithra, but that's another story.
Happy Yule!
8/The End!
Plus, while you're at it you can move it inside the house! And hey, you can still have green, white, and red be your solstice colors without thinking of pools of blood on the snow under an evergreen.
7/?
7/?
December 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Plus, while you're at it you can move it inside the house! And hey, you can still have green, white, and red be your solstice colors without thinking of pools of blood on the snow under an evergreen.
7/?
7/?
But, hey, maybe you don't want to actually do that anymore. Because, you know, human sacrifice is a lot. Maybe you just want a small tree, one you can hang effigies of people and animals from. Or just little round balls that aren't technically severed heads.
So much less messy and still fun!
6/?
So much less messy and still fun!
6/?
December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
But, hey, maybe you don't want to actually do that anymore. Because, you know, human sacrifice is a lot. Maybe you just want a small tree, one you can hang effigies of people and animals from. Or just little round balls that aren't technically severed heads.
So much less messy and still fun!
6/?
So much less messy and still fun!
6/?
Also worth noting is the way you sacrifice to Odin is you hang people and animals from huge trees.
Because Odin hung himself from the World Tree that one time, I guess?
5/?
Because Odin hung himself from the World Tree that one time, I guess?
5/?
December 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Also worth noting is the way you sacrifice to Odin is you hang people and animals from huge trees.
Because Odin hung himself from the World Tree that one time, I guess?
5/?
Because Odin hung himself from the World Tree that one time, I guess?
5/?
As an aside, Sleipnir is Loki's son... and Loki is Sleipnir's MOTHER. Long story. Anyway...
4/?
4/?
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
As an aside, Sleipnir is Loki's son... and Loki is Sleipnir's MOTHER. Long story. Anyway...
4/?
4/?
Once upon a time, every Winter Solstice, Odin Yulefather would ride though the sky on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir. Children would leave boots full of hay out for his horse, and Odin would repay them with sweets or small toys.
So that was a thing people thought was fun...
3/?
So that was a thing people thought was fun...
3/?
December 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Once upon a time, every Winter Solstice, Odin Yulefather would ride though the sky on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir. Children would leave boots full of hay out for his horse, and Odin would repay them with sweets or small toys.
So that was a thing people thought was fun...
3/?
So that was a thing people thought was fun...
3/?
Yub fucking nub.
September 27, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Yub fucking nub.
I’m drunk and happy. How are you?
September 25, 2023 at 5:07 AM
I’m drunk and happy. How are you?
Gotta be honest, after reading "Hyperion," seeing a real shrike is kinda a letdown.
September 11, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Gotta be honest, after reading "Hyperion," seeing a real shrike is kinda a letdown.
Monarch butterfly close-up.
July 30, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Monarch butterfly close-up.
Lower light levels. Shot with available light.
July 30, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Lower light levels. Shot with available light.
Testing our new camera, so here's a picture of Mochi.
July 30, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Testing our new camera, so here's a picture of Mochi.
I made another thing. #sagaftra #wga #amptp
July 14, 2023 at 5:09 AM
I made another thing. #sagaftra #wga #amptp
I made a thing. #SAGAFTRA #WGA #AMPTP
July 14, 2023 at 5:08 AM
I made a thing. #SAGAFTRA #WGA #AMPTP
Captioned the other one too, for those of you who choose violence.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
July 5, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Captioned the other one too, for those of you who choose violence.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!