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Rob K
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Just an animal looking for a hole.
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Idk guys I’m running out of ideas
Job posting for Mr Met at spring training.
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I pay for LinkedIn Premium and I can't tell if their recommendations for jobs I apply to are very good or very bad.
A job listing for a Smokehouse Operator for Bilinsky Sausage. I used to be senior leadership for a software company.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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What‘s that, kids? We started the Incredibles last night and you want to finish it since you don’t have school tomorrow?! WELL TOO FUCKING BAD.
A phone notification that the Mets official YouTube channel has posted RA Dickey throwing a complete game against the cardinals in 2012.
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Now we’re fucking talking.
A push notification from LinkedIn saying Krispy Kreme is hiring a director of operations
October 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I tweet from Buster Onley’s account when it was hacked that says I hate METS
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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You are excited Tom Holland debuted his new Spider-Man costume. I am trying to figure who is responsible for putting sixty year old Steve Ditko art on a Spider-Man magic card so I can curse them. We are not the same.
A Peter Parker Magic: The Gathering Card using Steve Ditko art from either Amazing Fantasy 15 or Amazing Spider-Man 1.
August 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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As I was saying. I looked it up and he's even younger than I thought.
A showing "The Rizzler" playing the new Mario Kart game with Nathan Fillion. They appear to be in some sort of promotional suite for the Nintendo Switch 2 and not a school. The Rizzler has a blank expression, like he doesn't know how fractions work despite being old enough to have finished fourth grade.
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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So you agree? You think NYS controls the MTA despite denying it as an incumbent governor during your last gubernatorial primary?!!
Regina George agree meme
July 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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OFC Spanfeller had them take down the piece but the gist is here:
Text: Our media reporter, Laura Wagner, started receiving tips about Spanfeller's hiring practices from employees in the company's tech and business departments. They raised concerns about his hiring for jobs that hadn't been posted publicly and installing his handpicked hires, mostly older white men with whom he'd previously worked, in positions above qualified women who had been with the company for years.
July 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Found yr man’s favorite sword

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The buster sword, because yr man’s mark ass buster.
July 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Recommend Rhode Island weddings very strongly.
My hand toasting holding a gansett toasting my friends wedding vows. The Greenwich Bay is in the background.
June 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Thanks to my little man for helping me kick off Father’s Day the right way.
A snack pack of Ritz Bitz on top of the air purifier next to my bed. On top of it is a post it note with a not very legible note written by my son.
June 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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An important part of job hunting is getting your name out there so hiring managers know who you are before you apply. As you can see, things are going great for me on that front.
A LinkedIn screenshot showing that “Performer at Stand-up Comedian” has viewed my profile.
May 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just learned that Butch Guice died. He drew a ton of big comics in the 80s and 90s and then completely overhauled his style in the 21st century into something even better. He had a rep as a good person and we're losing too many of those.
Cover art for Winter Soilder #1 by Jackson "Butch" Guice. The style is more similar to Michael Lark than Butch's 20th century output.
May 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Forget the myths the media has created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright Guys and things got out of hand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Every single description of what DOGE is trying to do on a technical level shows that they do not know what they are doing. The method described would work for a small personal website by a dev who knows git and markdown, not the comms for the fucking VA.

www.wired.com/story/doge-d...
Article excerpt: In a GitHub ticket viewed by WIRED, Lavingia also suggested abandoning Drupal, a content management system (CMS) that the VA uses for publishing updates and information about the agency and the services it provides on VA facility websites. "I think we should consider removing Drupal as part of our workflow, and all content should just live in the codebase," he wrote.
April 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Bart Simpson's class class cheering because he said the line.
April 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Simpsons meme Panel 1, Mrs. K’s class: “”Say the line Jay Panel 2, Bart (dejected): “Ok fine I’m blogging this” Panel 3: class cheers
April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A panel from the RoboCop v Terminator comic by Frank Miller with art by Walt Simonson. RoboCop has a large gun pointed at his head by a person out of frame. He says: “Your weapon may not dependable. You might only have one shot. My brain, ma’am. Destroy it.”
March 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Sometimes my kids return home from my parents’ house having unearthed one of my ancient toys and I have to look up the dumbest shit for them.
Title card from the motion picture classic GO BOTS: BATTLE OF THE ROCK LORDS that reads: Telly Savalas as MAGMAR accompanied by an image of an evil robot that transforms into a fucking rock.
March 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A skeet of mine from a month ago where I posit that Elon’s terrible dad vibes are stronger than his divorced ones.
February 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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You’re my only real friend, Price Chopper store brand two pound New York extra sharp cheddar cheese block.
A two pound block of Price Chopper store brand New York extra sharp cheddar cheese
February 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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On my bullshit as hard as I can be.
Some chubby loser’s hand holding a tall boy of the new and improved Mountain Brew, the exclusive beer of upstate New York’s legendary Stewart’s Shops. Said tall boy is ensconced in a beer coozie commemorating the 1999 post punk masterpiece Emergency & I by The Dismemberment Plan.
February 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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There's going to come a day when you feel better You'll rise up free and easy on that day And float from branch to branch, lighter than the air Just when that day is coming, who can say, who can say?
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM