Robert Guffey
@robertguffey.bsky.social
Author of CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, DEAD MONKEY RUM, OPERATION MINDFUCK, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, WIDOW OF THE AMPUTATION & OTHER WEIRD CRIMES, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, CHAMELEO, SPIES & SAUCERS, and CRYPTOSCATOLOGY.
Last year, I was invited to speak at the STRANGE REALITIES conference where I delivered a lecture entitled "Mr. Ulmer's Cabinet of Wonder: Edgar G. Ulmer & the Cinema of High Strangeness." You can now see that talk right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/mr-u...
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last year, I was invited to speak at the STRANGE REALITIES conference where I delivered a lecture entitled "Mr. Ulmer's Cabinet of Wonder: Edgar G. Ulmer & the Cinema of High Strangeness." You can now see that talk right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/mr-u...
Today marks the publication date of my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, courtesy of Headpress! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/holl...
#headpress
#hollywood
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#garydrhodes
#occultcinema
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#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#garydrhodes
#occultcinema
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Today marks the publication date of my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, courtesy of Headpress! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/holl...
#headpress
#hollywood
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#garydrhodes
#occultcinema
#headpress
#hollywood
#hollywoodhauntstheworld
#garydrhodes
#occultcinema
HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD COUNTDOWN: headpress.com/product/holl...
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD COUNTDOWN: headpress.com/product/holl...
I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!"
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October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!"
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...
Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!
In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...
On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...
Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf...
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf...
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
#cryptidday
#wonderlandbookawards
#madnessheartpress
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NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
As that devilish holiday, All Hallows' Eve, rapidly descends upon us once again, take this opportunity to curl up with a copy of my debut short story collection, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, released by Lethe Press early last year!
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#LethePress
#Halloween
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#LethePress
#Halloween
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
As that devilish holiday, All Hallows' Eve, rapidly descends upon us once again, take this opportunity to curl up with a copy of my debut short story collection, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, released by Lethe Press early last year!
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/cele...
#LethePress
#Halloween
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/cele...
#LethePress
#Halloween
The clock is ticking on your chance to check out The Long Beach Playhouse's inventive stage adaptation of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE directed by David Scaglione!
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j...
#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j...
#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The clock is ticking on your chance to check out The Long Beach Playhouse's inventive stage adaptation of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE directed by David Scaglione!
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j...
#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025
cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j...
#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025
Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/mich...
#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach
#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/mich...
#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach
#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach
Reposted by Robert Guffey
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
If you find yourself anywhere near Los Angeles within the next few weeks, I highly recommend checking out the legendary BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER'S annual Hallowe'en Spooktacular! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...
#bobbakermarionettetheater
#halloweenspooktacular
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#halloweenspooktacular
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you find yourself anywhere near Los Angeles within the next few weeks, I highly recommend checking out the legendary BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER'S annual Hallowe'en Spooktacular! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...
#bobbakermarionettetheater
#halloweenspooktacular
#bobbakermarionettetheater
#halloweenspooktacular
Exactly one year ago today, NEW DAWN MAGAZINE (SPECIAL ISSUE Vol. 18, No. 5) published my article, "Freemasons from Outer Space," which examines the connections between hermetic symbolism and alleged extraterrestrial encounters: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/free...
#freemasons
#outerspace
#freemasons
#outerspace
October 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Exactly one year ago today, NEW DAWN MAGAZINE (SPECIAL ISSUE Vol. 18, No. 5) published my article, "Freemasons from Outer Space," which examines the connections between hermetic symbolism and alleged extraterrestrial encounters: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/free...
#freemasons
#outerspace
#freemasons
#outerspace
Recommend Viewing: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, a vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/law-...
#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults
#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Recommend Viewing: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, a vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/law-...
#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults
#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults
On the night of September 27, 2025, the Pasadena Scottish Rite presented an illuminating live performance of a stage play entitled The Living Constitution: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...
#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry
#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
On the night of September 27, 2025, the Pasadena Scottish Rite presented an illuminating live performance of a stage play entitled The Living Constitution: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...
#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry
#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry
Now that we're officially into Spooky Season once again, you're no doubt searching for something appropriately weird and macabre to read as we hurtle our way toward All Hallows' Eve. Why not try my Rondo Award-nominated novel, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD? cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/welc...
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Now that we're officially into Spooky Season once again, you're no doubt searching for something appropriately weird and macabre to read as we hurtle our way toward All Hallows' Eve. Why not try my Rondo Award-nominated novel, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD? cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/welc...
PAGAN THREAT: THE MUSICAL!!! (or) The Satanic Panic Is Alive and Well in 2025: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/paga...
#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles
#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles
September 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
PAGAN THREAT: THE MUSICAL!!! (or) The Satanic Panic Is Alive and Well in 2025: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/paga...
#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles
#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles
Heads up! The brand new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is now available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/reve...
#yonkibooks
#orbooks
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#orbooks
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Heads up! The brand new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is now available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/reve...
#yonkibooks
#orbooks
#yonkibooks
#orbooks
I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards alongside nine other quaint & curious volumes of forgotten lore: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
September 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards alongside nine other quaint & curious volumes of forgotten lore: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror