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Robert Faison
@robertfaison.bsky.social
Technical Director at Gearbox Software.

Muppet.

I do not speak for Take-Two Interactive, 2K Games, Gearbox Software, or any of their respective subsidiaries.
Social interactions are difficult. I should have gotten more practice in high school. Oh well.
May 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My current goal in life is to be a beacon of positivity. If anyone ever feels I'm failing, please let me know.
April 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
And I promise I know how to use capitalization. oof!!!
I'm replaying Bloodborne.

10 year anniversary!!!!!!!

Limited vials and knowledge are messing me up.

At least i heavy the Madman's knowledge... for now.
April 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm replaying Bloodborne.

10 year anniversary!!!!!!!

Limited vials and knowledge are messing me up.

At least i heavy the Madman's knowledge... for now.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sometimes, you just have to dog.
March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lazy Sunday.
March 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not sure this is much better.
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Cruz loves to burrow under the sheets, but this is something else. Whatever makes him comfortable!
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Check out my stuff! I promise I'll paint Samus eventually. Also Iron Man, that poor soul.
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In Bed. Watching YouTube. Feels good.
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Cruz in pajamas is pretty cute.
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Almost done. Tomorrow is going to hurt.
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm doing all 3.
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The time has come.
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I guess it's bedtime.
January 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Snow day!
January 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#Wukong I did it. I am a Monkey Man. (I beat the game)

Onto NG+!
January 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Wukong Chapter 4 is complete. Still gotta go back and get a few things, but I have defeated Hundred-Eyed Daoist Master. Just barely...
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Scorpionlord is dead. I have achieved monkey glory.
December 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Scorpionlord just put my monkey ass in the dirt for the 40th time. Sure wish Admiral pigman were here.
December 30, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It's spooky fog time.
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
And if my last post didn't get you hot and bothered, here's the cutest dog in the whole wide world.
December 29, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I think I've found my New Years look. Pretty impeccable.
December 29, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I'm doubling down on this. Just trying to kill some spider sacks and OH FUCK! I'm falling. Incredible story bro.
Falling to death in #Wukong is kinda bad game design. Especially after blocking off exploration with invisible walls. Still love the game, but hnnnnnng.
December 28, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Falling to death in #Wukong is kinda bad game design. Especially after blocking off exploration with invisible walls. Still love the game, but hnnnnnng.
December 28, 2024 at 6:55 PM