Robert Dean
@robertdean.bskyverified.social
Writer who talks a gang of shit.
MIC, Forbes, NPR, Houston Chron, Austin American-Statesman, Eater, Ozy, etc.
MIC, Forbes, NPR, Houston Chron, Austin American-Statesman, Eater, Ozy, etc.
Totally normal. Not strange, at all.
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Totally normal. Not strange, at all.
I earned this by talking about the Epstein list.
July 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I earned this by talking about the Epstein list.
Chicago: land of PIZZA
July 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Chicago: land of PIZZA
This was cool. It was a bar Picasso, Gaudi, and Hemingway drank in, in Barcelona.
June 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This was cool. It was a bar Picasso, Gaudi, and Hemingway drank in, in Barcelona.
Got them thangs on me.
May 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Got them thangs on me.
New stickers + pins. I’m stoked.
May 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
New stickers + pins. I’m stoked.
This is everything you need to know about who they protect.
April 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is everything you need to know about who they protect.
Small business only tomorrow.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Small business only tomorrow.
Fuck Joel Osteen.
February 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fuck Joel Osteen.
We interrupt your liberal bitch fest with a photo of this beautiful ramen.
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We interrupt your liberal bitch fest with a photo of this beautiful ramen.
New headshots incoming. Now available to beat up your kid’s playground enemy.
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
New headshots incoming. Now available to beat up your kid’s playground enemy.
Listen to the frog.
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Listen to the frog.
January 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
January 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
January 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Public service announcement: fried pepperoni belongs on a breakfast sandwich
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Public service announcement: fried pepperoni belongs on a breakfast sandwich
Got an Eagle put inside of my Texas
January 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Got an Eagle put inside of my Texas
“Greatest country on earth”
December 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
“Greatest country on earth”
December 19, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Say it with me: Joe Biden is a shitty President.
December 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Say it with me: Joe Biden is a shitty President.
Father, i was a nightmare at the vet. Reward me.
December 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Father, i was a nightmare at the vet. Reward me.